Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[AnimeSlayersFan]

Pro life meetup.

 

[FtMoidlet]

The best way to ctb is by being autistic about public transportation. That way, you'll plan every step of the route!

 

[EmptyBottle]

Deleting the base_image of existence and doing a factory reset (no base image = no reset to default... just no booting)

 

[hippiedeath]

Coating your entire body in liquid plastic so you'll die of overheating when all your pores are blocked.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Coating your entire body in liquid plastic so you'll die of overheating when all your pores are blocked.

Mmm, like gold fingers movie or smth.... think that could take a while

Eating random weeds in the garden until something poisonous is eaten (the most uncertain ctb iirc)

 

[hippiedeath]

Cover your body in small cuts, then cover yourself with raw pork.

Mmm, like gold fingers movie or smth.... think that could take a while

Eating random weeds in the garden until something poisonous is eaten (the most uncertain ctb iirc)

Exactly

 

[EmptyBottle]

Cover your body in small cuts, then cover yourself with raw pork.

Exactly

Ooo interesting, and infectious


digging a deep hole until it collapses (slow)

 

[The Morningstar]

Here's some good ones:

Dumb Ways to Die

Home of Dumb Ways to Die - the world’s most shared public service announcement and home of the beloved mobile games.

www.dumbwaystodie.com

 

[Eriktf]

snake sniffing

 

[AnimeSlayersFan]

The best way to ctb is by being autistic about public transportation. That way, you'll plan every step of the route!

Dude I get the result of my assesment tomorrow don't do this to me hahahaha

 

[EmptyBottle]

Divide existence by zero, bypassing errors... watch as it churns existence away... oh, there is a division stop button?

 

[Hellis]

The best way to catch the bus is to do your research and determine to cost of the bus you wish to ride as well as the route it takes. I'd recommend do this ahead of time as of time, otherwise you may miss your ride.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Vibrator, please oneself so much that one CTBs of pleasure :D

 

[The Morningstar]

Vibrator, please oneself so much that one CTBs of pleasure :D

A vibrator with leaky batteries
:0

 

[thankyouforthis]

DBO- Death by Outrage. Simply read global news all day, every day, until whatever entities control the universe take pity on you and your heart simply stops. If only!

 

[AnimeSlayersFan]

DBO- Death by Outrage. Simply read global news all day, every day, until whatever entities control the universe take pity on you and your heart simply stops. If only!

Oh don't, I have to limit my news intake, otherwise I would have to ctb like right NOW.
The more you know the more you suffer in a way. My anxiety rose so much that I started taking clonazepam daily. I know a lil about AI, politics, and have an idea of where we are going with all the rising inequality, so I take my SOMA tablets (if you know you know) to help me ignore that anxiety a bit.

 

[Eriktf]

rob you local drug dealer then try to buy from him later the same day

 

[99th Dalmatian]

Mirror Gazing: Stare at yourself in a mirror in a dark room while alone in the house, while listening to subliminals, good luck!

 

[The Morningstar]

Summon and fight your Tulpa
(It will win, no dif)

 

[EmptyBottle]

Waiting (better things can be done between life and death, though entropy and biology will limit the max time one can exist)

 

[cubeduck]

Use a can opener to slit your throat.

 

[EmptyBottle]

See a plant, think ooo, that is toxic, imma eat anyway!
(Can merely cause nausea and sickness with the slgihtly toxic plants)

 

[EmptyBottle]

No one replied to this game... well, "waiting for a reply to this thread" may cause "death by boredom"!

 

[YandereMikuMistress]

Attempt to assert dominance over a window and then proceed to Bleed out like a roid rager

 

[devilmaycry]

living in florida

 

[The Blackangel]

Eat ten pounds worth of beans, and keep a lighter handy.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Buy a pager (this special model is no longer sold, even when it was, hardly anyone knew it's special secret, so it's far from reliable CTB)

The special model (YT archive)

 

[U. A.]

Wait.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Wait.

Yep, waited. There were 130,000 pagers sold in 2019, and only 5,000 special ones, sold via targeted means. So the chance of CTB (assuming those pagers could be randomly picked) would never be greater that 1 in 26, but even I didn't know until I heard the news and dug deeper... wayyy too late for anyone considering it. And with millions of electronics on the market, someone would have to get very "lucky" (plus buy from every country coz the "special" product might not have been sold globally) in order to board the one way bus.

That's why, in my eyes, it sees to be the wrong way to CTB, coz it relies on chance, like crossing the road normally, repeatedly... hoping for instant demise.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Edit /etc/pace.d/pacemaker.conf (file not found) and restart

#MinimumHR=30 (bpm)
MinimumHR=1
#MaximumHR=220
MaximumHR=1