Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[Rogue Proxy]

Wandering around Playtime Co.'s abandoned Playcare with a "GAS ME" sign taped on your back.

 

[alphaomega]

Following any of the suggestions in this thread.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Working as a night guard at a pizzeria inhabited by vengeful animatronics.

 

[mydogatemyshampoo]

Simply inform God that you no longer identify as alive. He legally cannot force you to keep living without your consent, it's not polite

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Playing hide and seek with Angie at House Beneviento.

 

[DarkThoughts]

Get lost in IKEA (you will never return).

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Get lost in IKEA (you will never return).

Especially if it's SCP-3008.

 

[TopChicken]

Suicide by bear

 

[weirdog]

starvation

 

[Gorgone]

Tell your heart to take a rest day

 

[Bxtra]

Eat some dirt and seeds. Wait for a tree to grow.

For the environment ofc

 

[sos]

any kind of social interaction with other people

 

[Steff1337]

Eating too much chocolate

 

[N33dT0D13]

CBT

 

[PinballWizard39]

Asking the crisis team for help.

 

[Steff1337]

Smoke 2 packs of cigarettes at once.

 

[CatLvr]

Run a cat sanctuary.

 

[oatmilk]

5 pounds of black licorice

 

[tunnelV]

1. Alcoholism for 30+ years.
2. Hoping for death

 

[SoulWhisperer]

Five hundred cigarettes and a million beers.

 

[hawkshorizon]

Sit in a recently cleared field late at night and wait for a gang of rogue aliens to abduct you and carry out lethal experiments on your person.

 

[H4t]

Anything I've tried before

 

[Space Outlaw Bunny]

bleed and swim with sharks

 

[HairyBum96]

do something that would get you jail time, fart on the top dog while they're eating.

 

[One day too late]

Eating 2 lbs of ghost peppers.

 

[just_a_guy]

Skydive with an umbrella instead of a parachute

 

[AnimusLapsus]

Death by successive ejaculation

 

[SecretDissociation]

Overdrinking water

 

[GothMold]

Infecting yourself with the black death