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cheese.out

cheese.out

Why am I still here
Jul 25, 2023
200
Sleep in the nether
 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

sleep deprived and/or drunk
Jul 23, 2023
1,231
tall tree. if you don't like suffocating, instead tie the rope to your feet. will die eventually.
 
monday?

monday?

negative utilitarian, toxic nihilist, coomerpilled
Jul 28, 2023
42
eat without youtube
 
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SymphonysofAgony

SymphonysofAgony

Dying to live, living to die.
Aug 3, 2023
27
Asphyxiation from choking on a dildo
 
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Starry✧・゚Daze

Starry✧・゚Daze

angel numbers
Aug 3, 2023
78
Okay, I've searched all pages and can't believe this hasn't been said before.

Just. Step on a Lego.
 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

sleep deprived and/or drunk
Jul 23, 2023
1,231
have a friend shoot your earlobe with a paintball gun until you lose your shit and end both lives.
 
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I

I'm exhausted

Living in constant fear. I need cats!!
Jul 12, 2019
602
Drowning in a pit of plastic balls.
 
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alphaomega

Enlightened
Apr 8, 2023
1,223
Standing at a bus stop.
 
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Waterr

Waterr

The messiest Trans-Fem
Aug 21, 2023
41
Waiting for tea to become lukewarm before drinking it
 
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Jealous Blackheart

Jealous Blackheart

A Well Read Demon
Aug 25, 2023
244
Send the wrong screenshot to your crush.
 
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Euthanza

Euthanza

Self Righteous Suicide
Jun 9, 2022
1,447
Get old, died by accident or by nature.... 99,9% method NOT peaceful enough except heart attack.
 
Seered Doom

Seered Doom

A nihilist going through an unrelinquished Hell
Sep 9, 2023
968
Crying to the point Poseidon looks like a bitch in comparison to your godly water abilities.
 
F

Falling Slowly

Student
Sep 9, 2023
133
Diving into an active volcano.
 
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uniqueusername4

uniqueusername4

died a long time ago
Aug 13, 2023
199
Drinking too much dr. pepper
 
sashaphire

sashaphire

figure skating fan
Sep 12, 2023
8
Run full speed directly into the North Korean border
 
psp3000

psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,488
stepping into a puddle of water with socks on
 

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