Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[Subhumano]

Partial hanging

 

[Pale_Rider]

A blow pop; youll just wish you were dead.

 

[hellspawn]

Covering yourself in bread and harassing geese

 

[INYGTRMTFMO]

Laugh until you can't catch your breath (like a Hysterical Sim)

 

[Griever]

Sit at your desk and play games until you die from thrombosis

 

[no-hope-no-future]

Contact your car insurance company, apparently your call is very important to them.

 

[Pale_Rider]

Gluttony with M&Ms maybe

 

[ToTheNeverland]

Eat a bunch of crushed apple seeds.

 

[effervescent]

Pool suction drain

Pool suction-drain injury - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[fallingleaves]

So-called "suicide by cop"

 

[EmptyBottle]

Skipping steps from an otherwise working method

 

[Parasitism]

Eating gluten and non-organic food

 

[Bad Karma]

holding your breath

 

[The Morningstar]

An act of terrorism

 

[EmptyBottle]

An act of terrorism

wow!

Another idea: if 10 ppl who wished death agreed to a TNT cave experiment... eg: deadly science. (also not the best coz procuring so much TNT draws attention, makes forensics costly... and synchronising the blasts may be a challenge too)

 

[hydrater]

Drink a lot of water

 

[EmptyBottle]

Drink a lot of water

While it isn't the best, it did occur:

Woman dies after water-drinking contest

A woman who competed in a radio station’s contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner’s office said Saturday.

www.nbcnews.com

Another not so good method of CTB would be taking a bus many times... yes, that is 'catching the bus', but no, it is NOT the 'one way irreversible bus ride'

 

[myriapoda]

craigslist ad

 

[EmptyBottle]

Partial hanging

I mean... if it was partially completed suspension, then yes, incomplete CTB is not CTB

eating oneself is another non method

 

[The Morningstar]

Being an Iranian Nuclear Engineer at your place of work.
(Too late, you missed the bus)

 

[EmptyBottle]

Wiping your hard drive and factory resetting your phone. Yes, they may be irreversible, and yes, Device Manager says there are PCI BUSes on the PC, but nope, it doesn't affect existence of oneself.

Even though some people say their phone is like them.

 

[Helvetic]

Spinning around while eating.

 

[hemlocked]

Meditation, but when you get to nirvana you stay there. Out in the world your body dies.

 

[SchizoGymnast]

Rub catnip all over your body and let cats attack you.

 

[EmptyBottle]

Turn into a fly (the tricky part), fly in front of the homeowner and sit on the couch.
Even tho instant slap with swatter = free euthanasia

 

[33K1LLM3]

Knife in the toaster, go buzz buzz

 

[wham311]

I've fried my brain so bad I imagine doing anything that feels good will somehow turn into death bc it seems just as unlikely to happen

 

[EmptyBottle]

Waiting for a heart attack (while it does result in finalising existence, it takes ages)

 

[hippiedeath]

Repetitive stress injury so bad that you can't pick up your food, and starve to death

 

[Anura]

Go to a bus stop and wait until death visits you