What I'd like to wear: Something ostentatious, extravagant and eccentric that defies common sense and society's standards on fashion. The kind of clothing style that makes people turn heads in your direction, rub their eyes and blink intensely in disbelief to make sure they're not seeing things and think: "what the f*** is he wearing?!"
What I actually wear: Whatever plain and cheap clothes there's in my closet from years ago. They are oh so bland and normal, but at least they're comfortable.