Discussion What would be your “ideal” funeral?

[Death.]

Have no ideal funeral. Ideal is simply disappear to dust, for me.

 

[خوف]

I don't want a funeral. I just want to disappear from this world without anyone seeing me.

 

[Morbid Cam]

For my funeral I want for there to be 2 hula dancers and 3 monkeys singing grandma got run over by a reindeer while everyone eats pretzels

 

[21Neberg]

I want it to be fun. Let's drink and listen to rap music. I hope I hear 'Bad & Boujee' by Migos when my coffin is lowered into my grave because that song is a banger.

 

[Marc]

just throw me in the ocean like bin laden if that's even a true story

 

[Hopeless_soul]

I'll be dead, so I don't care. I wouldn't even care if they threw my ashes down the toilet.

 

[MistakesHappen]

My signature. lol.

 

[Firecaste]

Even if I left a suicide note asking for cremation, the person who will likely find my body, will go ahead with a funeral anyway. It's out of my hands so I stopped caring. *shrug*

 

[Trulysorry]

No funeral would be ideal. Just scatter me in the woods along the river bank.

 

[Ntothed]

I just want a huge party to be thrown. I don't want people crying I want people laughing and having fun. It should be more of a celebration

 

[Marc]

or just thow me on the BBQ

 

[msexit]

My plan is a basic cremation, without service, visitation, or guestbook. No obituary, either.

I feel exactly the same way.

 

[Dragon]

My ideal funeral is one that never takes place.

 

[stellabelle]

Everyone smoke a bunch of weed and party and laugh, that's all I wish for.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I don't want a funeral. I just want to cease to exist.

I totally agree … I don't want one.

 

[ScottPilgram]

I want my father and mother banned from my funeral. My "parents" weren't parents. My mom wasn't there emotionally and was hardly there financially, and my father was financially but extremley never emotionally. I want my funeral to be fun. I want my family to reconnect without my mother and father playing victem and I want there to be music, video games, and board games. I want everyone to eat with eachother perhaps discuss fun things they did with each other or even me. I want people to know I didn't suffer in death. I just want my family to be with eachother, and there for eachother like they were when my great grandma was alive. I want it to be like a really cool like my great grandma's thanksgiving. Just fun and ppl aren't just there for appearences.