what was the stupidest thing you ever ate

[deep_end]

My friend stepped on a leaf and said "oh that leaf wasn't very crunchy"
I picked it up and ate it and said "yeah I guess you're right"

 

[dead_milky]

me? When I was around 8, there was this thing at school were kids sold cake for cheap to others and the money went to charity. Me and my friend found a piece of cake behind the school on some ruins. We ate it..but we left the bottom biscuit for "safety" LOL...the biscuits was at least on a paper towel. The top.. why did we do that??? I still don't know.


Also, my guy friend ate a hotdog with a banana and mustard.

by far the dumbest thing i ate was Cappuccino Lays chips

these sound disgusting..

 

[アホペンギン]

My mother's breast milk. It bonds you to this world making it harder to ctb. Formula drinkers have it easy because they aren't fully realized humans

Hahah I'm not a fully realized human in that case

by far the dumbest thing i ate was Cappuccino Lays chips

Is that a real flavour????

 

[backtoearth]

okay I don't want to explain the story but I have drank piss which is probably the worst thing that's ever been in my mouth

 

[borntosuffer]

bar of fresh soap

 

[rosenwasser]

I used to eat ants as a kid.

 

[Tesha]

WTAF is wrong with all you weird food, drink and urine consuming people? I don't want to see any of you biatching about the taste of SN ever again…

 

[Ashu]

I might say lice, but if you're lousy, it actually makes a lot of sense. In those days I was reading Ancient Greek, and found in the dictionary a family of words for louse-eating. So if even Socrates did it...

 

[undecided]

I was about 20 years old and I overdosed on meds from bathroom cabinet in my parent's house. Of course I didn't die, and went to work the following morning, very groggy. I did some research on what I'd taken... they were travel sickness pills !!

 

[wurr]

Tide laundry detergent

 

[museumofthunder]

Froot loops with water. We had run out of milk. It came back up a few hours later, turns out I was sick. I haven't touched froot loops since

 

[ChronicallyCynical]

I shoved a whole packet of paracetamol into my ice cream when I was like 17.

I ended up being sick and it was a waste of ice cream. I still can't eat that specific flavour of that specific brand -- can't even really look at it without feeling nauseous. Sucks to suck, I guess.

 

[soonatpeace777888]

Moldy garlic bread. Did not see how moldy it was until eating half of it. Also ate a worm once as a kid.

 

[sserafim]

Moldy raspberries, I got food poisoning and almost didn't make my flight. In my defense I didn't know they were moldy…

 

[Ruma]

Cold chicken pie with cream. I had dinner at my friends,and her mum mixed the Apple pie up with a chicken pie. I was too polite to say anything and ended up eating the whole thing :D

 

[ElectricWhisper69]

I didn't technically eat it, but I snorted a half-day-old milkshake on a dare once

 

[MentalStefan]

20 codeine pills in order to ctb... I didn't know that dose was way too low to kill me and I ended up very high for a couple of hours... It was so powerful that I wanted to repeat this experience asap. Month later I developed a full symptomatic addiction to opiates

 

[aubrey!]

i've eaten a few gum off the ground just for the laughs, or food off the floor cause it's still good.
a recent one that was kind of gross was some pizza i had dropped. i was doing some work so alongside the small rocks on the ground there were also metal shavings. the pizza had a weird crunch, but i figured it was all in my head. the doctors say i need the iron anyway.

 

[this_is_it]

a single oreo off the dusty school bus floor. just thought itd be funny