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Braindead Atheist

Braindead Atheist

Specialist
Oct 7, 2020
387
I want to play Kelly Clarkson's break away. I think it's perfect. I want to also play it at my final moments of death.
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
43,979
Funeral Cry by Dark Sanctuary. It is what my username is named after. It is the song that is very relatable to me and I listen to it every day. However, I do not want a funeral, I want nobody to remember me, but this is the song I would choose if I had to have one.
 
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Helplessturtle79

Helplessturtle79

Member
Aug 28, 2021
45
Helena by MCR would be cool at my funeral. Like an epic credits sequence to my life. Part of me wants something intense to get back at the people who made it come to this.
"I'll die anyways", by Girl in Red is definitely one I want played.
 
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user_name_here

N/A
May 16, 2021
315
I'd feel selfish asking for a funeral song after CTB. Plus I wouldn't want loved ones to be reminded of my death whenever said artist pops up for them.
 
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StevieNixs

StevieNixs

Specialist
Jul 22, 2021
316
Maybe Leonard Cohen's
"You want it darker"


 
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juraviel

PL
Aug 11, 2021
414
i like this a lot, would probably be a little much though lol.. (first 2 mins)

 
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s66

Member
Aug 22, 2019
23
lol, I don't think I would have one. No one would come. Oh well at least it will save money
 
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WrongPlaceWrongTime

WrongPlaceWrongTime

Better never to have been
Jul 4, 2021
695
I really prefer that my family not waste precious money on a funeral for me.
 
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cytokinestorm

cytokinestorm

Member
Apr 19, 2020
81
I don't want a funeral. I just want to be quietly buried at the woodland burial site. I don't want people standing around talking about me.
 
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user_name_here

N/A
May 16, 2021
315
This might be a little morbid and I'm sure people have read this idea elsewhere, but I've always wanted to pay a really attractive woman to just mysteriously mourn in the background while not talking to anybody. Just to make those that doubted me/disliked me a little bit jealous even though I'd be dead.

No idea where I'd need to look to hire someone specifically for that lol.
 
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Bullit

Bullit

Mage
May 6, 2021
504
Mickey Mouse Club theme song!
 
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arie

yeah idk anymore
May 21, 2021
71
Oceaan from Racoon, it's a beautiful, emotional, Dutch song. One of the few songs I know all the lyrics to. However I was told by my dad to pick a song for my funeral that isn't that well known, so that I would not ruin a popular song for everyone. I get it, there is this Dutch song that is played very often in bars/clubs that was played on my grandma's and my aunt's funeral and it always bums me out. Got me tearing up in the middle of the club
 
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Shadowplay

Shadowplay

Average life non-enjoyer
Sep 11, 2021
853
This might be a little morbid and I'm sure people have read this idea elsewhere, but I've always wanted to pay a really attractive woman to just mysteriously mourn in the background while not talking to anybody. Just to make those that doubted me/disliked me a little bit jealous even though I'd be dead.

No idea where I'd need to look to hire someone specifically for that lol.

Craigslist LMAO
 
AndyRooney

AndyRooney

New Member
Sep 8, 2021
2


NOTE: If you haven't seen this before, you should give it a chance.
It is not what one would expect.
 
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ItsTimeToExit

Live to die another day
Jul 20, 2021
99
Funeral? What funeral? Dump my body in the trash for all I care.

I am partial to this.
 
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mossyfox

Student
Aug 4, 2021
129
well, no one would play what I like. funeral politics, seen that shit play out. funeral is for the living not the dead. but in my recent days I've been enjoying mr. sandman SYML.
 
Throwawaysoul

Throwawaysoul

Wizard
May 14, 2018
610
Obviously




Through the whole damn funeral. And it must get progressively louder
 
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Under The Graveyard

Under The Graveyard

There is no death. Only a change of worlds.
Jun 24, 2021
112
You have to ask? Lol

 
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Werewolf.

Student
May 28, 2021
184
Obviously




Through the whole damn funeral. And it must get progressively louder

I'd come to your funeral just to enjoy that moment knowing you're rolling in your grave while all this is going down.
Oceaan from Racoon, it's a beautiful, emotional, Dutch song. One of the few songs I know all the lyrics to. However I was told by my dad to pick a song for my funeral that isn't that well known, so that I would not ruin a popular song for everyone. I get it, there is this Dutch song that is played very often in bars/clubs that was played on my grandma's and my aunt's funeral and it always bums me out. Got me tearing up in the middle of the club
Welk nummer is dat? Ik snap echt niet waarom iemand ze in een club zou afspelen als het op een begrafenis past.
 
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SheJumped

SheJumped

Student
May 14, 2019
143
My wishes is to have a basic cremation with further instructions in the will.
Song
 
Braindead Atheist

Braindead Atheist

Specialist
Oct 7, 2020
387
Funeral Cry by Dark Sanctuary. It is what my username is named after. It is the song that is very relatable to me and I listen to it every day. However, I do not want a funeral, I want nobody to remember me, but this is the song I would choose if I had to have one.

is this what you named your username after?
 

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