What news headline would you most like to see in 2019

[خوف]

Date: 22/03/2019

Girl who would've turned 20 today, dies from suicide.

 

[ReadyasEver]

"The key to eternal happiness is unlocked....just kidding, we don't have a fucking clue."

 

[JustAboutDone]

Revised Edition of the DSM reveals personality disorders have been scrapped

 

[ReadyasEver]

Revised Edition of the DSM reveals personality disorders have been scrapped

Same people working on the eternal happiness study.....

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

 

[Hopeless_soul]

'The UN Security Council accepts new permanent members' LOL!

 

[Hunter]

"Bernie Sanders Now Appointed New President of the U.S."

 

[Hunter]

"Supreme Court Overturns Citizens United Ruling - Influence of Lobbyists and Private Donors in DC Now Curtailed"

"California First State to Pass Single Payer Healthcare in Landslide Ballot Victory - Health Insurance/ Pharmaceutical Lobbyists Dismayed"

"Scientists Predict Mass Human Extinction from Climate Change by 2020"

"Mass Nationwide Riots Begin Over Wealth Inequality"

"Trump to Play Jabba the Hut in New Star Wars Movie"

 

[Hunter]

"Chris Brown Files for Bankruptcy"

"Giant Meteor 'Eleanor Rigby' Targeted to Strike Earth - 12 World Leaders Respond"

"Dolphins Deeply Resent Humans, New Study Finds"

"Abolitionist Experts Estimate 80 Percent of Poor Americans to be Jailed in Private Prisons by 2050"

 

[Hunter]

"Longitudinal Study Reveals that Planned Childbirth Does not Correlate with Long Term Happiness for Mothers"

"Coalition of Western States (CA, OR, WA) Begin Process of Secession"

 

[brighter]

"May steps down after Article 50 is revoked"

PLEASE

 

[EddieAllenPoe]

"Suicidal man buys a lottery ticket and wins $500 million dollars. Decides to live."

 

[EmotionlessWanderer]

" US legalizes right to suicide for individuals 18 or older. Painless methods are now available in select pharmacies. "

" Gaming company develops an experimental VR world and is looking for volunteers willing to set aside their personal life for long term beta testing. "

" Article 13 is cancelled after major backlash from the internet. "

 

[TAW122]

More states start to adopt similar laws, like the Death with Dignity laws and existing states extend the right to die to chronically ill patients.

 

[Your Own Ghost]

Human consciousness a projection of microbes' group intelligence; Pope declares all gut bacteria goes to heaven.