What job do you have if you have one, and what job would you want?

[LostSoul1609]

I'm a mechanic in a factory. It really crushes your soul I believe but there are worse condition and you can adapt to it at some point, what really makes it so miserable for me is the dreams I had when I was growing up.
I was more oriented towards more creative and academic things, languages, literature, psychology, art, which I know is unrealistic and childish to think as possible carreers but hey, I would have loved to give it a shot, maybe try to become a teacher one day.
What do you do for a living and what would you dream of doing?

 

[Ken Ough]

I'd love to be a linguist or anthropologist. It's awful how you're given only two months after high school to choose your future path.
Also being a teacher is fucked up. You're expected to shout at children and constantly remind them of their intellectual inferiority. The atmosphere is clearly toxic. Though it depends on the facility. I was an intern in a school for smart kids and students there have the thickest skin.

 

[Makko]

I want to work as whoever holds the nuclear missile buttons. That would be loads of fun.

 

[Off The Air]

Right now I work in a restaurant and am in the process of getting my CDL. I would love to work in wild life conservation, but my prospects are slim for jobs being a felon

 

[Alwaysbadtime]

I'd love to be a linguist or anthropologist. It's awful how you're given only two months after high school to choose your future path.
Also being a teacher is fucked up. You're expected to shout at children and constantly remind them of their intellectual inferiority. The atmosphere is clearly toxic. Though it depends on the facility. I was an intern in a school for smart kids and students there have the thickest skin.

Not everyone who goes to college goes immediately after high school and not all have to decide on a major right away.

Yes, being a teacher is/can be fucked up. I am a testament to this. I wasn't expected to shout at kids or remind them how stupid they were though. The schools I was at were zoos overall.

Anthropologist would be cool.

 

[Ken Ough]

Not everyone who goes to college goes immediately after high school and not all have to decide on a major right away.

Yes, being a teacher is/can be fucked up. I am a testament to this. I wasn't expected to shout at kids or remind them how stupid they were though. The schools I was at were zoos overall.

In my country it's like that. At least if you're male and don't want to get dragged into the military slavery. But women also choose at 17 without thinking thoroughly.

The schools are usually zoos but the one I was at had the staff from hell.

 

[FuneralCry]

I do not have a job right now, and the thought of working is really unpleasant as there is probably not many jobs that I am able to cope with. Of course I dream of no longer being alive, but if I had to pick some sort of career it would be an artist. I have no talent in art, but I wish that I did. I have no skills/talents or anything I enjoy at all really.

 

[deflationary]

A meaningless dead-end job at a factory. Jobs are inherently evil but this one is about the least awful I can imagine, if we don't take the crappy (but sufficient for my purposes) pay into account. There's no mental effort required, there's some variation, there's minimal interaction with other workers, I get light physical exercise and I get to distract myself with music and podcasts and audio books. Basically I have my mind for myself and just sell my body. Still awful but not as awful as most other jobs I can imagine.

My ideal job would be permanent disability.

 

[Lmd]

I always wanted to be a spy or a thief. My dream jobs.

 

[motel rooms]

What do I do for a living? Oh, this, that, and the other thing. I know gay/bi people who know g/b people who know g/b people in my city. I write & ghostwrite all kinds of crap, jokes included, & translate shit & occasionally do the kind of sex work I'm comfortable with. I sell my dick to old, ugly, closeted or socially awkward guys/virgins; sometimes I'll make out with a shy guy I like before I fuck him, but that's all. It's hello, put my money on the nightstand, bend over & enjoy my dick for 30 minutes, goodbye.

 

[Celerity]

If I weren't a disaster with statistics and programming, a geneticist. They're doing work that may never come to its full potential though.

More realistically, a gastroenterologist.

Even more realistically, manager of my old job's bakery. I just try my best not to give AF about my "potential" anymore. Life is much less upsetting that way.

 

[shy]

I want to be a pirate. The industry seems to be on its way out and in dire need of innovation. So, I'm thinking that taking the pirating business to space might be THE move. Only rich old dudes and astronauts in space right now, there's no police either, a promising career for sure.

Still working on the details though.

 

[motel rooms]

I want to be a pirate. The industry seems to be on its way out and in dire need of innovation.

Butt piracy is alive & well

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Right now I am self-employed. As in I am providing services for myself.

I'd like to work as an executioner. Wearing some edgy outfit and then humanely executing ppl (suicidal, criminals, whatever). Practice what you preach, you know? Pay must be ok, too, not many want to do it obviously.

 

[Makko]

I want to be a pirate. The industry seems to be on its way out and in dire need of innovation. So, I'm thinking that taking the pirating business to space might be THE move. Only rich old dudes and astronauts in space right now, there's no police either, a promising career for sure.

Still working on the details though.

I could put together a financing plan for space privateers. We should start by stealing that sports car they launched into space and just left unattended, how foolish of them. Then we'd land it on the moon and organize illegal street races. This is the start of a great criminal empire

 

[shy]

I could put together a financing plan for space privateers. We should start by stealing that sports car they launched into space and just left unattended, how foolish of them. Then we'd land it on the moon and organize illegal street races. This is the start of a great criminal empire

Solid plan! Guess I'll have to get into butt piracy to secure the initial capital needed.

 

[Makko]

Solid plan! Guess I'll have to get into butt piracy to secure the initial capital needed.

I know business sense when I see it. We'll get good interest rates if you can be certified as an Associate Assburglar

 

[Kattt]

My CV is vast with everything from diamond cutting and cheffing to FLT driving and mystery shopping.
Alas it has a big red stamp saying "Class A drug offender" at the top
I have a place in September to complete my degree in medical chemistry
I'll be lucky to get a mundane lab job

 

[Makko]

My CV is vast with everything from diamond cutting and cheffing to FLT driving and mystery shopping.
Alas it has a big red stamp saying "Class A drug offender" at the top
I have a place in September to complete my degree in medical chemistry
I'll be lucky to get a mundane lab job

No getting back into diamond cutting?

 

[motel rooms]

No getting back into diamond cutting?

I wonder why she forgot to mention she used to be a top investigative journalist too, she made a couple of spectacular posts about it a while ago

 

[Kattt]

Where do you get these elaborated quotes?
I said I had done some work in that area but it's by no means anything of notable value. I refuse to again have to defend myself on the ONE space I can feel safe
Nice one for spamming while i was working

 

[motel rooms]

I said I had done some work in that area but it's by no means anything of notable value. I refuse to again have to defend myself on the ONE space I can feel safe

Who's attacking you? I'm an admirer

 

[Tomoko]

Right now I work at a 5 star hotel. Currently in housekeeping however I interviewed yesterday and got a job in a different department, after they exploited me into becoming a janitor due to short staff. I don't have a dream job because I don't dream of doing labour. Though I guess if I had to choose it would be a music artist. Music is my only joy in this world.

 

[ClownMe]

Work at KFC at the moment. Don't really have a dream job to be honest, every job seems like shit to me. ive worked tonnes of different jobs previously including building site laboring and even pie making at one stage, hated them all with a passion.

 

[Makko]

Work at KFC at the moment. Don't really have a dream job to be honest, every job seems like shit to me. ive worked tonnes of different jobs previously including building site laboring and even pie making at one stage, hated them all with a passion.

Making pies without getting to eat them must be torture

 

[TriggerHappy]

I drive an ice-cream truck and steal little children.
Those i don't fuck; I eat.

I'm on the family farm, paying for my sins (love it tho, but insatially bored).
I get to keep my gun with me all the time, and seldom wear shoes.
I liked the silence, but it screams at me lately. Ugh.

in spite of my personal demons, I'm shockingly functional (ocd workaholic :: nightmare to work with I'm sure!) Production Design.
Working remotely as a Digital Project Manager. Freelance. But contracted to monster agency.
:: miss manic agency world, until I don't.
I've been self-employed forever, can't imagine working for a boss.

Have an International certification in graphic design :: print web multimedia photography illustration animation etc & design awards (meaningless)...
some of my 'How do I feel today' design shite is in my profile :: my version of psychotic tarot cards! boredom more than beauty, sadly.
...when constant upgrades and scripting variables no longer exited me and the farm needed stewardship, I volunteered (thats a lie, it feels more like I was fkg conscripted.... - & they call me manipulative!)
travelled internationally teaching well known design software upgrades to agencies / companies
:: It was fun, until it wasn't.
have a pretty awesome portfolio (from coca-cola to porn video editing) & am lucky/ wealthy enough to have what was my criminal record expunged (my reputation is another thing!)
got involved doing stage / screen design shit for big concerts / circuit.
until lockdown killed that, and most of me.
I'm an apex predator when it comes to securing work and keeping clients happy.
Take that how u want.
Apparently I'm reliable; talented & fast, so people like me.
Take that how u want.
I'm devoted and I deliver.
Take that how u want.
We are all design whores in this industry.
The sooner you learn that, the more lucrative the sale of your soul becomes.

 

[coffee]

I'm an attorney

 

[TriggerHappy]

I'm an attorney

whoa-nelly! Just gently drop that bomb, why don't u?!
I love attorneys (mental marvels they are!) Wonder what field?
I bet you're an ocd over-thinker as well?! :: do u make pro / con lists?
are you the kind that fights for truth and justice, or more the devils advocate?!!

 

[coffee]

whoa-nelly! Just gently drop that bomb, why don't u?!
I love attorneys (mental marvels they are!) Wonder what field?
I bet you're an ocd over-thinker as well?! :: do u make pro / con lists?
are you the kind that fights for truth and justice, or more the devils advocate?!!

Real estate lawyer. It's a very competitive and stressful career.

 

[xLosthopex]

I'm a stripper and sugar baby which I enjoy(as much as one can enjoy work I guess) which suits me and my current situation so have no desire to change jobs