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As student I spent one week at a different school to understand the teacher perspective. I can still remember and I already had to laugh about this back then. But when I went home on my last day I heard a student saying "Goodbye Mr. Asshole!" And then funny thing is. I barely did anything at this internship. I barely talked I barely interacted with them. This is why this random insult was more funny than actually hurtful. There wasn't a good reason to insult me. I thought more like these students nowadays. But from what I have heard there is a massive dissolution of boundaries at schools. I was in a short relationship with a teacher. She was teacher in a crisis district. And students interrogated her about her sex life. Whether she was a virgin and stuff like that.

Though in contrast to a usual internship you would not be a newbie. In this thought experiment you were somewhat skilled in your profession and you had an average week. And you could cope like someone in this job with the things that are demanded from you.

Yesterday I talked too much about my dentist. But honestly I could never imagine to work as dentist. I think for me this job was a nightmare.


Being a politican one week could be funny. When I was younger I idealized being a politican. But I realized I am completely not made for this profession. I watched too much House of Cards back then.

Being a professional soccer player. Playing a Champions League game. I like playing soccer. Even though nowadays I barely play soccer anymore except on my video game console. I hate excercising. But I would imagine it to be interesting. When you watch soccer it often seems to be so easy. But when you see how big 11 meters actually are and how large the goal is. Damn I was pretty surprised when I was a kid realizing that.

Hedgefund Manager. I would outsource it to AI. Jk. This would ruin the thought experiment.

Journalist. Maybe. Lecturer at a university was more interesting. But nowadays students use so much AI chatbots. And I read lecturers increasingly use AI chatbots too. So AI chatbots give marks for AI created texts. Maybe I should consider to go back to college. If it was this easy. I think I would be a nervous mental wreck anxious to be called out. I even had exactly this experience. I think not using AI would be the smarter choice. I am still a nervous mental wreck though.

Being a mangaka for one week. I once made two mangas but I lost them when moving out. This is one of the biggest regrets I have. I am so damn sad I lost my mangas. And I know I will never again create a manga because it is simply too much work. And now I have different priorities.

Being an artist like Lil Peep. Not sure he did so much drugs to cope. I am too anxious about drugs.
 
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3rdworldsadness

Can you ever stop the suffering?
Dec 22, 2024
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Pianist!! I love music but I don't have the instrument but I can play them in little if people like bad piano music then yep haha!
 
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Worst NEET and hikikomori
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Probably something I could do comfortably like tag genres on movies and TV shows, or review fast food. If it was a hypothetical and I could do whatever I wanted and already have the skills for it, maybe a teacher or some kind of animator. Even if it was for just a week it could maybe be fun.
 
ZwartHartje

ZwartHartje

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May 5, 2026
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Executioner for abusers and murderers of non-human animals. Preferably using old-fashioned methods that require physical strength, which I have, for instance using an axe. Since I've never done that before I guess I might botch it a bit the first few times, but that wouldn't matter at all - they murdered animals, after all, so no problem if it hurts quite a bit. I predict that I'd like the job and would want to keep it.
 
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Vlad the Impaler, obviously; I mean really any kind of warlord will do. Fit me for my loin cloth and let's go. Turn me loose upon the Wal-Mart, to crush the motorized scooters, see them driven before me; and to hear the lamentations of their greeters.
 

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