What is your favorite one-liner?

[OceanBlue]

Better never to have been

 

[12_Years_Late]

I want this written on my gravestone:
"Who wants to have some fun?"

 

[loyalskateboard]

"We need fantasy to survive reality"

 

[synthcadia]

i have a couple.
"thanks for coming to my ted talk." (after rambling.)
"pick me, choose me, love me." (grey's anatomy)
"i have always loved you, i will love you, and i will always love you." (grey's)
"be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you." (ovid)

 

[Euthanza]

We added years to life, not life to years

George Carlin

 

[doneforlife]

I decline to answer on the grounds that I don't want to..