What are the craziest CTB ideas you’ve had?

[ihatethisplanet]

So far mine have been to go to a bad neighborhood in the hopes of getting shot (promptly discarded that idea because there are way too many unknowns), and freezing to death. I think the second could be an option if we get a cold winter like last year. A well-known homeless man who had been living in a certain area here died in a snowstorm. I just don't know if I'd be able to tolerate it and find an area where I wouldn't be discovered.

Honestly I wish someone could do it for me, but that is not an option.

 

[Odahviing475]

Basically combine a lot of alcohol, drugs, and prescription meds.

 

[JustABug]

I wanted to go on a hike and not bring anything. (I live in a rural area so it's completely possible.) however dying of dehydration would be devastating to go through.

 

[TheMetalhead]

Honestly, that'd be jumping in front of a train... I've been calculating everything - speed of the train, where it would be faster and wouldn't see me etc.
I kinda discarded that idea cause I would rather not traumatize even more people than I've already done.

 

[soonatpeace777888]

I've always felt being flattened instantly by a super heavy object falling on you was a pretty good way to go. Horrible mess for those that have to clean it up though.

 

[Hollowman]

Jumping into a wood chiper.

 

[AnonAnon1234]

I have thought about the freezing option. Really cold night, get drunk, take sleeping tablets and fall asleep outside in the garden. The combination should work if it's freezing or below.

Also thought about an accident on the roads or jump in front of a train but don't want to risk or inconvenience any one else.

I'm desperate for someone to remove the exit bag & nitrogen canister when I go but also fearing that's not an option.

 

[carac]

I did actually contemplate rigging up some kind of guillotine

 

[Lulzacruel]

jumping off of the CN tower or the coliseum or tower of pisa.

 

[John Ryder]

Trespassing onto Garth Brooks' private property to find the bodies myself, resulting in my swift capture and subjection to all manner of sadistic torture and cosmic horror in the belly of the beast. I will die enlightened

 

[h4rlemriver]

a few years back it was snowing super hard whilst i was in the psych ward and i immediately started to hatch this crazy plan where i would somehow run away from the institution, strip, fall asleep in the snow and freeze until i met my demise.. i didn't get to step 1, but the thought is what counts, I suppose

a few years back it was snowing super hard whilst i was in the psych ward and i immediately started to hatch this crazy plan where i would somehow run away from the institution, strip, fall asleep in the snow and freeze until i met my demise.. i didn't get to step 1, but the thought is what counts, I suppose

honourable mention: flinging myself off of the Eiffel Tower

 

[Aloneisbestforme]

I thought about this a bit and my idea would be.

Skydiving without a parachute and while i'm falling from great heights. I would have ear buds in blasting one my favorite songs to make it hopefully the best last moments of my life. and if possible I would love to do it over the great blue hole. which is this if anyone doesn't know what it is

 

[Huggs]

Solo skydiving and "forgetting" to use my parachute.

 

[LonelyKitten]

Fly to a country I've never been in, ideally don't speak the language, and know nothing about how to survive.
Bring as little survivable stuff as possible, and hopefully perish starving/dehydrated/freezing/murdered/disease/etc. before any authorities get to me.
Discarding all forms of ID might aid not being discovered. Not out to commit any crimes myself, just sorta... letting myself go, I guess. Giving up.
Maybe purposely make myself a target in shady areas.
It's something I thought about for, if I know everything's messed, and I want to end it with no way back out. Survival instinct be damned.

 

[777cave]

Have been wondering if Tide pods are still a thing?

 

[IfyouareamanWinston]

Posting a ad for someone to kill me, like sickos that want to murder people etc.

 

[bluebus]

I've had lots of passing thoughts in my head, I never really took any of them seriously though. Mostly just for entertainment's sake. Death by cop, jumping in front of a train, running into a busy road, "accidentally" falling from a high building. Nothing too crazy, but also nothing I would ever do.

 

[Kerrtu]

Have been wondering if Tide pods are still a thing?

I was remembering the Tide Pod challenge earlier.

 

[ihatethisplanet]

I've considered the train option as well and my neighbor CTB that way, but after my therapist told me about the trauma the conductors have afterward, I scrapped it. I also don't want to scare anyone or ruin lives, which is why freezing still seems like a decent option. I just don't know if we'll get temperatures in the teens like last year. If I took enough Klonopin and anti-nausea meds, it'd probably be enough to keep me from going back inside. Finding a place to do it might be another story.

 

[Kerrtu]

Posting a ad for someone to kill me, like sickos that want to murder people etc.

There have definitely been times in my life when I've seriously considered paying someone to shoot me - essentially take a hit out on myself.

 

[Notwinnernotawin]

Jumping naked from the porch

 

[bluebus]

I have thought about the freezing option. Really cold night, get drunk, take sleeping tablets and fall asleep outside in the garden. The combination should work if it's freezing or below.

Also thought about an accident on the roads or jump in front of a train but don't want to risk or inconvenience any one else.

I'm desperate for someone to remove the exit bag & nitrogen canister when I go but also fearing that's not an option.

I actually have a friend that almost died like that accidentally. He had a free weekend, and I let him and my buddy go my place to hang out since I was away that night. They got into some of my mushrooms, rum, whiskey, blow, and a helluva lot of weed. Managed to drive back home after all that. He was so out of it that he couldn't figure out how to get the key into the door. Proceeded to break down his own door, and his buddy stumbled in and passed out on the couch. My friend ended up passing out outside on his porch, in the middle of freezing winter (February in NY). He woke up in the morning have froze to death. It's a funny story to look back on now but it could have been a lot more tragic. I guess every method has a chance of failure. Just wanted to share that story because your post reminded me of it.
I also wish someone could remove my mask and nitrogen cylinder after I go. Would be less traumatic if my parents were to see me. But alas there is no perfect method. At least this one is pretty reliable, quick, and peaceful.

 

[AllFoxedOut]

swallowing paper towels until I suffocate. I tried it with 2. my gag reflux didn't cooperate.

 

[parader]

not that original, but taking a bunch of sedatives/alcohol and going as far as possible into the ocean at night

 

[notverylucid]

I saw on the news once a suicidal Horizon employee hijacked a plane in Seattle and crashed it into Ketron Island. If I was more knowledgeable about planes and certain that I could avoid accidentally hurting someone, then what a way it would be to go out.

 

[KarmaBus]

I've spent a considerable amount of time fixated on the possibility of death by hot car. It's consistently been over 100 degrees daily this summer. Toyed with the idea of trying to source 1,4 bdo or use sleeping pills to knock me out. Found a couple cases of accidental adult deaths in the region found about six hours after.

 

[Mocon33]

So far mine have been to go to a bad neighborhood in the hopes of getting shot (promptly discarded that idea because there are way too many unknowns), and freezing to death. I think the second could be an option if we get a cold winter like last year. A well-known homeless man who had been living in a certain area here died in a snowstorm. I just don't know if I'd be able to tolerate it and find an area where I wouldn't be discovered.

Honestly I wish someone could do it for me, but that is not an option.

Freezing to death is supposed to be pretty pleasant, at least once you get past the initial stages, but it has to be nice and cold.

 

[ihateitheremore]

My dog is on an opiate drug on a safe dose for him, but I want to take the whole bottle. As long as my dog is alive, this is an option and it's so tempting

 

[leloyon]

I actually like to come up with these for fun. My most consistent one has been a contraption which I will now explain:
A harpoon gun is activated that shoots the user in the chest from across the room. It then proceeds to drag the user towards it, triggering a gauntlet of flamethrowers in the process that burn the user along the way. Near the end, there is a wire saw or some other type of blade situated at neck-level to decapitate the user. At the end, the user will have been pulled completely to the harpoon gun, preferably with a giant hole in the chest, no head and engulfed in flames.
It was inspired by Mortal Kombat's Scorpion, if anyone is curious.

I also saw this a while back:

 

[Ambivalent1]

There's a guy on YouTube called opto. He goes to bad areas and antagonizes people. They often pull out weapons.