What about suicide by gang members?

[nopointinlife]

Suicide by cop is not a sure fire method since cops use non lethal alternatives which will hurt like hell and result in you waking up in a psych ward. I was thinking about going to known gang areas, finding a group of thugs, and then go completely politically incorrect on them until guns come blazing out. I hate myself so much I figure it won't take much for a thing to hate me to death.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

That's certainly a new one. Personally, I think if you come blazing out of somewhere, charging at the cops, with some kind of weapon(s) in your hand aimed at them, even firing at them, that it is a pretty reliable method. They do shoot to kill. They don't shoot to wound. Buy some blanks for your gun if you don't want to accidentally shoot one of them.

 

[HappinessEmbodied]

Personally I'd be worried about capture and torture, messing with gangs. Wouldn't do that myself. Be easier with the police, but I wouldn't do that either.

 

[lofticries]

Just don't go to any gangs in mexico.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Aside from stepping into the crossfire of a gang war, what exactly could one even do to provoke a gang enough to want to kill you without torturing you or at least beating you up first? No way an angry gang member is going to want your death to be quick and painless…

 

[downndone2]

If you arent part of a rival gang and even still would really have to ruffle their feathers, I doubt you'll get very far with just getting yourself shot in a blaze of glory.
Cartel in Mexico will kill you but slowly and painfully.

 

[kipa]

As people said you are just going to get beaten up or tortured.

It can happen though if you really want a gruesome suicide filled with uncertainty.
Try kicking them in the nuts, they will probably return favour by breaking your limbs and busting your balls. This alone is probably not enough for them to kill you though, you may want to be persistent and creative with your insults.

 

[Pluto]

 

[MicropBaldCurrycel]

( funny non serious reply warning)

So i actually discussed this method with a friend of mine.

i stay in a third world country with one of the highest crime rates.

right near me stays a bunch of gangsters and drug lords with frequent drug turf wars happening .

they get away with literal murder, witnesses are afraid of reporting them as they kill witnesses .

they pay off the cops

so anyway i told my friend i would go to the apartment complex( the gangsters live in an entire floor and run the building . think the movie dredd or the raid)


I told my friend il go cuss them out insulting them and stuff.

" Your moms a hoe and makes bad pancakes"

"you cant shoot straight , a blind man has better aim"

" you have a gun because you cant fight and is a bitch"

"fuck your mothers"

"im a hitman and you will be erased"

etc etc just to antagonize them into shooting me.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

In the US you can go in large urban agglomerations controlled by a certain political party

You can find what you seek there

 

[itsallover]

I think that they will likely beat the crap out of you to the point you can't walk or think right again instead of outright killing you to be honest. As vile as the lifestyle that gang members live by, they still have their own personal codes and ethics as they wouldn't want to risk a life sentence and would rather take a trumped up assault and battery case instead. Not everything to them is simply life and death as you would think because they die according to the stupidity of colors, but there are meanings behind everything they do and a murder would more likely be reserved for a gang rival for instance who has crossed the line such as in moving in on territory for drug sales for instance or a revenge killing. I used to live on the south side of Chicago in what was an old time Irish and Italian Catholic area that kept its stronghold and once the gang members started moving in there were a few shootings and they were all due to drug dealing as the rest of the neighborhood would eventually find out. I really wouldn't do this if I were you because as desperate as you are it is very unpredictable as personally I think they are more likely to leave you damaged for life than dead.

 

[Oblivion Access]

Seems like a great way to suffer horribly and possibly not even die. What is with these bizarre methods? Is SN, jumping or hanging really more scary than provoking people who have violence as their way of life into maybe killing you and more likely just maiming you horrifically for what's left of your life sentence? I really don't understand, I thought I was the one out of touch with reality. I guess it's better for people to ask these questions here and get shot down rather than have them try to start shit irl.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

Seems like a great way to suffer horribly and possibly not even die. What is with these bizarre methods? Is SN, jumping or hanging really more scary than provoking people who have violence as their way of life into maybe killing you and more likely just maiming you horrifically for what's left of your life sentence? I really don't understand, I thought I was the one out of touch with reality. I guess it's better for people to ask these questions here and get shot down rather than have them try to start shit irl.

Maybe it's possible people want to make the news

I do like the idea of going out Gran Torino style. The thought of some gang types being sent to prison where they'll be violated over and over while I rest in the coffin is a nice one.

 

[Releasefrompressure]

This is not as simple as going to the 'hood' and screaming 'white power' you are more likely to be robbed or beaten up than sprayed with bullets. Gang members do not really care about non gang members

 

[Alex6216]

They will make you wish you were dead...

 

[quix77]

This is not as simple as going to the 'hood' and screaming 'white power' you are more likely to be robbed or beaten up than sprayed with bullets. Gang members do not really care about non gang members

Yeah - that wouldn't work for me. I'm brown

 

[FogFilledLife]

Suicide by cop is not a sure fire method since cops use non lethal alternatives which will hurt like hell and result in you waking up in a psych ward. I was thinking about going to known gang areas, finding a group of thugs, and then go completely politically incorrect on them until guns come blazing out. I hate myself so much I figure it won't take much for a thing to hate me to death.

Impractical.

 

[wellherewego]

Suicide by cop is not a sure fire method since cops use non lethal alternatives which will hurt like hell and result in you waking up in a psych ward. I was thinking about going to known gang areas, finding a group of thugs, and then go completely politically incorrect on them until guns come blazing out. I hate myself so much I figure it won't take much for a thing to hate me to death.

Id say theyd be more likely to do it if you offered to pay them. But then theyd be more likely to just beat you and take your money and leave you there anyway

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.