Warning: Dark Humour within Regarding Methods

[Return2Dust]

I was given advice that it was better to be under its hoof rather than be at the end of its horns

If he gets you with the horns, you have to run back in front of him and lay down under the hoofs. Sounds like too much work. Darn!
What about swimming in a swamp with a bunch of alligators? That can't be too painful. Right? Quick feeding frenzy and it's over.

 

[Moon Flower]

Hey SS long time lurker first time poster how do I go back in time and stop my parents from conceiving me is this a viable method

 

[BPD_LE]

Hey SS long time lurker first time poster how do I go back in time and stop my parents from conceiving me is this a viable method

I believe @Stan is currently writing the megathread.

 

[Moon Flower]

I believe @Stan is currently writing the megathread.

I hope so, after the old megathread got flooded with the same old questions. "Do I really need a flux capacitor?" "Does it have to be a 1982 Delorean or can I improvise" etc

 

[Stan]

I am hitting a roadblock on this method as I am having problems coming up with a regimen on 'cock blocking' my own father.............

 

[woxihuanni]

I am hitting a roadblock on this method as I am having problems coming up with a regimen on 'cock blocking' my own father.............