Warning: Dark Humour within Regarding Methods

[Dawn0071111]

You can accomplish the same result with an ounce of purple kush and a CD of Enya's greatest hits. Use sandalwood rose oil as an anti-emetic and a bead necklace as an acid reducer.

LMAO haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sandalwood rose oil as an anti-metic.... and beads as an acid reducer... thank yu so much for this.... lmao..

 

[Mort]

My plan is to cover myself in leaves and roots and let wild pigs eat me. I realise I'll have to sit and wait for them to find me. Do you think I'll be boared to death?

What mean boared ? Like i am boared to death sitting here or you going to be eaten to death by a bore ;) HE HE :P :D

 

[Stan]

Dear fellow fashionistas, looking into the exit bag method, not sure I like the idea of being found with a turkey roast bag on my head so wondered if anyone knew if Chanel or Versace makes a bag for this? Hopefully a style that will go with my shoes and is in fashion this season. Toooodles mwaaah mwaaah

 

[Sargasm]

LMAO haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sandalwood rose oil as an anti-metic.... and beads as an acid reducer... thank yu so much for this.... lmao..

Lol I'm glad I could brighten your day.

 

[omoidarui]

i still thought "is a bathtub full of piranha fish a peaceful and reliable method?" was funny even tho the thread got delted XD shoutout to @Shamana

 

[puppy9]

I am planning to get crushed by puppies, how many puppies do I need? (golden r.)

Only one

 

[Egddios]

I am planning to get crushed by puppies, how many puppies do I need? (golden r.)

 

[Stan]

Dear makers of the original star trek series. I notice anyone in a red shirt dies within minutes on your show, where can I get this shirt and could you send me the addresses of bars that klingons and romulans frequent?

 

[SinisterKid]

If I drive my car off a cliff, what will be the last thing to go through my mind before I die.........the steering wheel or the windscreen?

 

[woxihuanni]

Only one

I believe duty calls you!

 

[Stan]

Hi Forum, I can't decide between shooting myself and drowning. Do you think a waterpistol is a good compromise?

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

My method is hanging (around). How many more posts do I need? Will partial work? I don't have as much free time as I did earlier in the year.

 

[Boochky]

Hi,

I need something quick and painless, but I don't want to read. Can someone create a video with detailed explanations and text it to me?

 

[rossi]

I want to be a clone of actor Sean Bean,he never makes it to the end of a film !

 

[Sargasm]

I want to be a clone of actor Sean Bean,he never makes it to the end of a film !

 

[omoidarui]

Hi,

I need something quick and painless, but I don't want to read. Can someone create a video with detailed explanations and text it to me?

thts not a joke we get that every week !

 

[Stan]

Hi forum, I'd like to die laughing, does anyone have the contact details of a comedian who moonlights as an assassin?

 

[SinisterKid]

I was thinking of filling a bath with water, getting in and dropping my George Foreman grill into the bath, but I heard dying by this method is rare!

 

[Lethe]

Dear zoo, can i borrow your seals to smother myself with?

Wow, talk about sealing one's fate.

 

[Stan]

Dear forum. Someone told me I could die if I drink a gallon of tartan paint, been to all the local hardware stores and can't find any. Please help.

 

[LuzurPhagget]

Dear environmentalists, I would like to go by electrocution but want to leave a carbon neutral footprint, what do you suggest?

How about a solar-powered electric chair?

 

[Katerina]

If you have a complete sense of humour failure, exit now.

Been noticing some off the beaten path requests for information regarding methods not commonly discussed in the form.. I appreciate it maybe a lack of funds, capability of getting certain items or other reasons but it does lead me at times to think that some people who come on think this forum is staffed by people with certifications in human fatality.

So here is my first obscure request for information:

Hi to all stationers and office equipment suppliers. How many paper cuts do you think it will take for me to die? I have access to one ream of A4 sized printer paper and some blank photographic paper of a smaller size.

Nice it's not all doom and gloom

 

[SinisterKid]

If I try to CTB using SN, will I die or just end up being cured?

 

[Sargasm]

If I try to CTB using SN, will I die or just end up being cured?

Hey no need to be salty!

 

[ScorpiusDragon]

My friend told me to hang in there because "it gets better." I already bought my rope. How long should I hang before it gets better?

 

[Stan]

I was aiming to shoot myself but I have been told the lead in the bullet is poisonous. Would doing this method rectally be a solution? Must admit, not done a lot of research on this method, can you tell?

 

[Return2Dust]

Dear forum, I'd like to be crushed by a bull during the Running of the Bulls in Spain? Do you think it will be painful? How can I make it painless?

 

[Stan]

Dear forum, I'd like to be crushed by a bull during the Running of the Bulls in Spain? Do you think it will be painful? How can I make it painless?

I have actually done that. No need for laxatives in this method

 

[Return2Dust]

I have actually done that. No need for laxatives in this method

Just making sure it won't hurt to get trampled by a bull.

 

[Stan]

I was given advice that it was better to be under its hoof rather than be at the end of its horns