LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

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Hey!

Is anyone willing to type something really ridiculous? I could use a good laugh…

Sorry for the odd request lol
 
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Dilemma: You're naked with your mom in front of you and your dad behind you, both naked aswell. You HAVE to move either 10cm forwards or backwards (with the consequences being obvious). What is your move??
 
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LivingForTheMoment

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Dilemma: You're naked with your mom in front of you and your dad behind you, both naked aswell. You HAVE to move either 10cm forwards or backwards (with the consequences being obvious). What is your move??
This is a good one!

Thank you lol
 
LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

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Dec 31, 2022
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Okay cool, but what is your move??
Here's a true story. I'm not sure how silly it is but I hope it works.

A few weeks ago I stopped over by the washroom outside a lecture hall at my university.

As I was using the urinal I kept hearing a squeak of a stall door, despite me being the only one there.

As I was over by the sink I continued to hear the squeak, and quickly turned to check one last time.

Turns out I wasn't alone, and some dude was sitting with the stall door wide open, pants down and everything. Supposedly out of toilet paper, just staring.

Really had to try hard not to laugh.
 
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something really silly
 
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dolphins get high off of pufferfish.

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Levia@than

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As a professional funny man, I gotchu broskillet! :D
Don't kill yourself, that shit kills you!
If a teacher's job is to teach, then a janitor's job is to janit :)
"I can make orange rhyme with banana! boooranana" vanilla M&Ms (eminem)
Silly sausages slip sideways slowly
"Sneaky Swap" is a mechanic in an official Monopoly game (Monopoly Empire)
if you ever feel stupid, remember that someone figured out you can use lemon juice to make invisible ink, covered himself in lemon juice, and then proceeded to rob a bank thinking he was invisible.
 
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LivingForTheMoment

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As a professional funny man, I gotchu broskillet! :D
Don't kill yourself, that shit kills you!
If a teacher's job is to teach, then a janitor's job is to janit :)
"I can make orange rhyme with banana! boooranana" vanilla M&Ms (eminem)
Silly sausages slip sideways slowly
"Sneaky Swap" is a mechanic in an official Monopoly game (Monopoly Empire)
if you ever feel stupid, remember that someone figured out you can use lemon juice to make invisible ink, covered himself in lemon juice, and then proceeded to rob a bank thinking he was invisible.
Very silly! Thank you and merry Christmas!!
 
leloyon

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Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.
boyle-straw-hat.png

CCTV-footage-of-three-suspects-dressed-as-Smurfs.jpg

https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F200518154025-watermelon-head-louisiana-arrested.jpg

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TheLastGreySky

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Umm... okay so post coitus I whispered to my gf "Yeah, that's what you get for voting for Trump". She's still in shock that I said that lol.
 
LivingForTheMoment

LivingForTheMoment

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Dec 31, 2022
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Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.
boyle-straw-hat.png

CCTV-footage-of-three-suspects-dressed-as-Smurfs.jpg

https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F200518154025-watermelon-head-louisiana-arrested.jpg

thumb_640x640_00002_1670352586_7403.jpg
So so good!!
Umm... okay so post coitus I whispered to my gf "Yeah, that's what you get for voting for Trump". She's still in shock that I said that lol.
😳😳😳








Lmao
Thank you all! And merry Christmas!!!!
 
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Dec 18, 2023
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merry christmas !!
I don't know if you can qualify this as silly, but during middle school I dated a girl, and in highschool I dated another girl. Both of them were bisexual when I dated them. I learn a few days ago that they are now together, It make me laugh !
 
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