Type something really silly

[LivingForTheMoment]

Hey!

Is anyone willing to type something really ridiculous? I could use a good laugh…

Sorry for the odd request lol

 

[Enlighten]

Dilemma: You're naked with your mom in front of you and your dad behind you, both naked aswell. You HAVE to move either 10cm forwards or backwards (with the consequences being obvious). What is your move??

 

[LivingForTheMoment]

Dilemma: You're naked with your mom in front of you and your dad behind you, both naked aswell. You HAVE to move either 10cm forwards or backwards (with the consequences being obvious). What is your move??

This is a good one!

Thank you lol

 

[Enlighten]

This is a good one!

Thank you lol

Okay cool, but what is your move??

 

[LivingForTheMoment]

Okay cool, but what is your move??

Here's a true story. I'm not sure how silly it is but I hope it works.

A few weeks ago I stopped over by the washroom outside a lecture hall at my university.

As I was using the urinal I kept hearing a squeak of a stall door, despite me being the only one there.

As I was over by the sink I continued to hear the squeak, and quickly turned to check one last time.

Turns out I wasn't alone, and some dude was sitting with the stall door wide open, pants down and everything. Supposedly out of toilet paper, just staring.

Really had to try hard not to laugh.

 

[Abandoned Character]

Okay cool, but what is your move??

I would rather take it from my father than give it to my mother, any day of the week lol

 

[achb]

something really silly

 

[jujujr]

 

[LivingForTheMoment]

I would rather take it from my father than give it to my mother, any day of the week lol

Lol

 

[cryone]

dolphins get high off of pufferfish.

 

[LivingForTheMoment]

dolphins get high off of pufferfish.

Lololol

 

[WordV0mit]

As a professional funny man, I gotchu broskillet! :D
Don't kill yourself, that shit kills you!
If a teacher's job is to teach, then a janitor's job is to janit :)
"I can make orange rhyme with banana! boooranana" vanilla M&Ms (eminem)
Silly sausages slip sideways slowly
"Sneaky Swap" is a mechanic in an official Monopoly game (Monopoly Empire)
if you ever feel stupid, remember that someone figured out you can use lemon juice to make invisible ink, covered himself in lemon juice, and then proceeded to rob a bank thinking he was invisible.

 

[LivingForTheMoment]

As a professional funny man, I gotchu broskillet! :D
Don't kill yourself, that shit kills you!
If a teacher's job is to teach, then a janitor's job is to janit :)
"I can make orange rhyme with banana! boooranana" vanilla M&Ms (eminem)
Silly sausages slip sideways slowly
"Sneaky Swap" is a mechanic in an official Monopoly game (Monopoly Empire)
if you ever feel stupid, remember that someone figured out you can use lemon juice to make invisible ink, covered himself in lemon juice, and then proceeded to rob a bank thinking he was invisible.

Very silly! Thank you and merry Christmas!!

 

[WordV0mit]

Very silly! Thank you and merry Christmas!!

np! happy cricket :DD

 

[froggirl9000]

Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.

 

[TheLastGreySky]

Umm... okay so post coitus I whispered to my gf "Yeah, that's what you get for voting for Trump". She's still in shock that I said that lol.

 

[LivingForTheMoment]

Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.

So so good!!

Umm... okay so post coitus I whispered to my gf "Yeah, that's what you get for voting for Trump". She's still in shock that I said that lol.

Lmao
Thank you all! And merry Christmas!!!!

 

[LunarLynx]

merry christmas !!
I don't know if you can qualify this as silly, but during middle school I dated a girl, and in highschool I dated another girl. Both of them were bisexual when I dated them. I learn a few days ago that they are now together, It make me laugh !

 

[psp3000]

Can I post images instead? I got a couple CCTV images of robberies that are really silly.

reminds me of this

 

[koro]