Method tinderlike app that matches suicidals with serial killers

[C_F]

Hello! I just had this idea! There are people that want to die,like me, and there are people that want to kill. why not match us up? but would the killers agree to be civil and kill me in an acceptable way? who would enforce the rules? idk maybe its only fit for a black mirror story...

Oh my! Would make for an amazing Black Mirror episode!! Pitch it, lol

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

Hello! I just had this idea! There are people that want to die,like me, and there are people that want to kill. why not match us up? but would the killers agree to be civil and kill me in an acceptable way? who would enforce the rules? idk maybe its only fit for a black mirror story...

There was a news story in Germany about something similar: a cannibal and a person who wished to be eaten (referred to as "prey" here for simplicity). They started talking online on some fetish site (both male), and met at the cannibal's home. They talked for a few hours there. At one point, the prey had a change of heart. The cannibal let him leave without resistance, and the two have not spoken since.

 

[LoveTakesManyForms]

There was a news story in Germany about something similar: a cannibal and a person who wished to be eaten (referred to as "prey" here for simplicity). They started talking online on some fetish site (both male), and met at the cannibal's home. They talked for a few hours there. At one point, the prey had a change of heart. The cannibal let him leave without resistance, and the two have not spoken since.

"You know what, maybe being murdered and eaten isn't for me. Thanks anyway"
"Oh, how disappointing. Never mind. You have a nice day now!"
"My apologies for the inconvenience. Same to you!"

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

"You know what, maybe being murdered and eaten isn't for me. Thanks anyway"
"Oh, how disappointing. Never mind. You have a nice day now!"
"My apologies for the inconvenience. Same to you!"

I'm pretty sure that's how the interaction went. While it sounds funny on the surface, it's pleasantly astonishing how the two men respected the honor code of the cannibalism fetish website where they met. (I have a suspicion that it was merely a fantasy, and not a real cannibalism arrangement.) That is, the only way the interaction would go through fully is if both parties consented to it, which the prey did not.

Sadly, most people are moral garbage, so the "killer/suicider" match-up site is doomed to fail. First of all, our pro-lifer government would never allow it. Second, the "killers" would end up being torturers, rather than doing so mercifully.

 

[Superdeterminist]

"tinderlike app that matches suicidals with serial killers"

Er, not for me thanks. Sounds like a fucking nightmare.

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

When's the last time a serial killer humanely euthanized his victims?

 

[LoveTakesManyForms]

I'm pretty sure that's how the interaction went. While it sounds funny on the surface, it's pleasantly astonishing how the two men respected the honor code of the cannibalism fetish website where they met. (I have a suspicion that it was merely a fantasy, and not a real cannibalism arrangement.) That is, the only way the interaction would go through fully is if both parties consented to it, which the prey did not.

Sadly, most people are moral garbage, so the "killer/suicider" match-up site is doomed to fail. First of all, our pro-lifer government would never allow it. Second, the "killers" would end up being torturers, rather than doing so mercifully.

I suppose there's a difference between a murderer and a cannibal. I guess they guy just wanted to eat cosenting people. The whole thing seems pretty bizarre.

I mean you'd probably get some genuine people, but they'd surely be mixed up with all the sadistic psycho torturers.

 

[Julgran]

You just reminded me: My Mother, when she was around 55 years old, went and watched Hostel at the movies, without reading the synopsis; she had arrived at a time when it was the only movie about to show at a convenient time for her, so she hurriedly bought a ticket then raced down to the theater.
Needless to say, I don't think she was particularly pleased with the result. Even I couldn't stomach that film.
Kinda funny though: by the title she thought it might be a Chick Flick, you know, a guy and a girl fall in love at a Hostel. Lol.

It is a pretty crazy/interesting idea. Would certainly make for a pretty intense movie.

I'd also like to add that, whilst I encourage freedom of choice over one's own life, I'm not sure I'm a fan of encouraging murderous tendencies...
The Serial Killers may enjoy the experience so much that they decide they then want to extend their "services" beyond the assigned targets...
Although I guess a counterargument could be that perhaps they'd satisfy their bloodlust with the willing targets, thus sparing unwilling victims.
Makes me curious as to the theories of criminal psychologists and the like on the subject...

Lastly, and I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but being suicidal for so long has twisted me enough for some dark humour.
Plus, I feel the following to be twisted enough to be considered congruent, considering the subject:
Perhaps the killers could have satisfaction ratings, such as one might find on Uber. I can't help but snicker wickedly at the thought.
The ratings would have to be collected via video recording of the slaying, though:
• 5 stars = killing the person via the method requested, then staying to clean up, and supporting grieving loved ones who approve of the act.
• 4 stars = killing the person via the method requested, not cleaning up, or supporting loved ones.
• 3 stars = brutally killing the person in an unwanted fashion, staying to clean up and support loved ones.
• 2 stars = brutally killing and raping the person, staying to clean up, not supporting loved ones.
• 1 star = Utterly defiling the person physically/sexually before, during and after the killing, trashing their house, then hunting down their loved ones.

If I don't cut this out I'm going to hell when I CTB for sure, especially on Christmas!
I need sleep.

Your imagination is killing me... in a good way

 

[yeh it's all gucci]

Lol if it's anything like actual tinder, it will just be each suicidal person receiving 100 messages a day from serial killers, and not replying because they are too nervous. Or talking about it for a week and then getting ghosted. Barely anyone would end up meeting.
I bet it would be free for those wanting to die and the killers would have to pay to sign up, like all the other dating sites for women and men. Haha it's a funny idea though, I'd join it.

 

[Noctis]

Any would-be killers: I'll give you a loaded gun. You can have the pre-agreed upon amount that's in my pocket after I die. Just take the gun with you and throw it in a river or something.

I will literally pay you and supply your tools to start your murdering career. I'm investing in your future, don't let me down.

 

[Al Cappella]

Hahaha—I like it! Like the real Tinder you'd have to screen for the sadists…you'd want someone like Berkowitz, who just shot ppl.

 

[Sherri]

When you just think you read everthing on ss a new idea like this comes along.

 

[Shu]

Idk.. then you risk being tortured before dying. I'll pass.

 

[Someone123]

Hello! I just had this idea! There are people that want to die,like me, and there are people that want to kill. why not match us up? but would the killers agree to be civil and kill me in an acceptable way? who would enforce the rules? idk maybe its only fit for a black mirror story...

Serial killers typically like to make people suffer as much as possible before killing them, and people who are suicidal want to minimize their pain during the process of dying. Plus at some point the serial killer has to be given control for what will happen, so this conflict of interest makes it clear that this is not a good approach to ctb.

When you just think you read everthing on ss a new idea like this comes along.

There was a case like this that actually happened once, in Germany, maybe ten or twenty years ago, not sure. The one guy wanted to eat someone and the other guy got eaten, literally. Actually, I found the case- in 2001 Armin Meiwes ate Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, a 43-year-old engineer from Berlin; the details are on the Wikipedia page "Armin Meiwes." At first he got just under nine years in prison, but then this was changed to life in prison.

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

Idk.. then you risk being tortured before dying. I'll pass.

In that case, perhaps a modified variant of "Hostel" would work. Suicidal people (hereafter: "victims") would volunteer to die. Killers would sign up to do the killing. However, there would be rules:
1. The killer is strictly prohibited from taunting the victim; the killing must be dry and businesslike.
2. The interval between the killer entering the room and the victim's death must be 3 minutes or less.
3. The killer must kill the victim instantly when the victim expresses such a wish, verbally or with body gestures.
4. The victim can elect to be blindfolded and/or wear earplugs (in order not to see and/or hear the killer).
5. Otherwise, the killer can do anything he/she wants, as long as it doesn't violate the above three rules.
6. Killers will be monitored by camera and microphone; any violation of the rules results in the killer being killed.
7. The victim's remains must be treated according to his or her wishes; by default, they'll be taken to local cemetery with the most basic burial available.

I suppose the kind of killers this "Hostel" will attract are the ones who are interested in actual killing, rather than prolonged torturing like the Elite Hunting Club members in the namesake movie. Either that, or "Dr. Kevorkian" types.

 

[Someone123]

In that case, perhaps a modified variant of "Hostel" would work. Suicidal people (hereafter: "victims") would volunteer to die. Killers would sign up to do the killing. However, there would be rules:
1. The killer is strictly prohibited from taunting the victim; the killing must be dry and businesslike.
2. The interval between the killer entering the room and the victim's death must be 3 minutes or less.
3. The killer must kill the victim instantly when the victim expresses such a wish, verbally or with body gestures.
4. The victim can elect to be blindfolded and/or wear earplugs (in order not to see and/or hear the killer).
5. Otherwise, the killer can do anything he/she wants, as long as it doesn't violate the above three rules.
6. Killers will be monitored by camera and microphone; any violation of the rules results in the killer being killed.
7. The victim's remains must be treated according to his or her wishes; by default, they'll be taken to local cemetery with the most basic burial available.

I suppose the kind of killers this "Hostel" will attract are the ones who are interested in actual killing, rather than prolonged torturing like the Elite Hunting Club members in the namesake movie. Either that, or "Dr. Kevorkian" types.

This won't work, though it is an interesting idea- for almost all serial killers causing a lot of suffering to the victim is essential to why they do this- they so often nearly kill them over and over and bring them back to life, like nearly strangling them and then letting them catch their breath. I think for the person wanting to ctb a simple rope solves the problem a lot better.

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

This won't work, though it is an interesting idea- for almost all serial killers causing a lot of suffering to the victim is essential to why they do this- they so often nearly kill them over and over and bring them back to life, like nearly strangling them and then letting them catch their breath. I think for the person wanting to ctb a simple rope solves the problem a lot better.

That's why Rule #6 is in place. This "Hostel" would be for prompt killing, not drawn-out torturing. If a rule is violated, a squad with AK-47's and M-15's run in, shoots the killer, then mercifully euthanizes the victim in less than a minute, using valium and a mega-dose of N.

In fact, the inspiration for the "Hostel" movie was a website Eli Roth saw on the dark web. It promised tourists an opportunity to shoot a person. That's "shoot" (meaning kill relatively quickly), not "torture". Of course, he took it in a different direction, and made gore porn.

 

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[Al Cappella]

I've also thought of volunteering to be on Death Row in an American prison—some sentences can take up to 20 years to carry out (California) and the executioners must be worry about getting rusty…Assuming they're not too rusty it would be painless…I think…and you get a nice last meal…

 

[AnestheticVoid]

In that case, perhaps a modified variant of "Hostel" would work. Suicidal people (hereafter: "victims") would volunteer to die. Killers would sign up to do the killing. However, there would be rules:
1. The killer is strictly prohibited from taunting the victim; the killing must be dry and businesslike.
2. The interval between the killer entering the room and the victim's death must be 3 minutes or less.
3. The killer must kill the victim instantly when the victim expresses such a wish, verbally or with body gestures.
4. The victim can elect to be blindfolded and/or wear earplugs (in order not to see and/or hear the killer).
5. Otherwise, the killer can do anything he/she wants, as long as it doesn't violate the above three rules.
6. Killers will be monitored by camera and microphone; any violation of the rules results in the killer being killed.
7. The victim's remains must be treated according to his or her wishes; by default, they'll be taken to local cemetery with the most basic burial available.

I suppose the kind of killers this "Hostel" will attract are the ones who are interested in actual killing, rather than prolonged torturing like the Elite Hunting Club members in the namesake movie. Either that, or "Dr. Kevorkian" types.

Well you just took all the fun outta serial killing.

 

[Gsvko]

I once came across this document on dark net that you'd allegedly sign if you were giving into organ harvesting. It just sounded too good to be true. You could let them take just one of the organs in pair, limited squarage of skin, vessles, etc (like aw, you care :3). But you could give literally anything allegedly. They also promised to pay for the funeral (up to a sum) if you happen to accidentally die in 3 days time after surgery (don't die on 4th). It was possible to go for full harvest, but nowhere did I see them state something that'd reassure me it's painless.
I've browsed this just for fun, don't do this.

 

[Stargazer73]

na doesn't seem appealing. who knows what serial killers will do to you BEFORE you go. chances are it won't even be a painless death like a simple gunshot inbetween the eyes, it'll be something like dissecting you, eating your kidneys, skinning you, etcetera. not good unless those who think art is pain, or however the saying goes

 

[BrokenBliss]

I must laugh at the surprised disappointment that the killer does what he wants to someone vs what he "promises" to do (and not do). Classic Dexter line to his victim who is upset about this very thing:

"You think I'm a killer and not a liar?"

 

[whatevs]

Sounds very unappealing for a serial killer. The victim is willing, and minimizing pain is part of the deal. Just horrible.

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

Sounds very unappealing for a serial killer. The victim is willing, and minimizing pain is part of the deal. Just horrible.

Not all serial killers are the same. There might be ones who are interested in simply taking a person's life, not in the power thrill of torturing a helpless victim. Heck, we might even get Dr. Kevorkian types, who will give the victim valium and/or a pep talk. Those are the ones this Tinder-like app is seeking to recruit.

 

[ArcherFiles44]

There is legit no way to legalize such a thing.
If you want it, just go to the dark web and look, somewhere someone is looking for someone to kill.

I know I would if it were legal and what not. But I'd rather not spend the rest of my life in prison ex dee,

But if I did; I'd definitely listen to how my disciple wanted to die. I'd make their last night on Earth amazing.

Like your vision. Supposedly you can hire someone from the mob to put the hit on you for 5k but these are marked as scams. Danger of jail time for hit man or you for soliciting murder even for yourself.

 

[Insomniac]

I love the concept

 

[sharky]

Jeffrey dahmer would have loved that.

 

[CandyCane]

I would hate this. One of the appeals of suicide, for me, is going out on my own terms.