okay this one has gotta be the best answer i'm gonna use this
It's so tempting to use that one - it's so good. I'd leave that especially for my brother - he's convinced his house is haunted and legit invited some kind of ghost hunter team to the house to see if they picked up on any paranormal activities. Supposedly they did and wanted to come back. I've only been to the house once (my sister and I refer to it as the haunted manse) and the basement is freaky AF.
If I left him a note saying "Use Ouija Board", he'd probably put Casa Creepy up for sale.
(Brother and I are estranged going on 2 years now. We had a brief interval of communication when our mother died and I was invited to see the haunted manse, but overall, the damage is done - I don't want him in the remainder of my life)