There's... an old man standing at my door holding...

[Bootleg Astolfo]

A ''can'' of... betty crocker cake icing ? I just spent half an hour passed out on the floor and got woken up by... an hold man knocking on my door... and holding... icing. I uh... what.

I didnt awnser, i passed out in my underwear lmao, just saw that through the peephole and wtf is this shit.

 

[froggirl9000]

Shoulda let him in.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Shoulda let him in.

if he had carrot cake, perhaps, but just standing there with a jar of icing was just... too weird.

 

[-nobodyknows-]

Why are you telling us this

 

[The Morningstar]

I made you a cake.



I'll remember to knock next time.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Why are you telling us this

Probably for the same reason he was standing at my door with a fucking can of icing i guess lol

 

[Kali_Yuga13]

There's a witty joke abut "icing on the cake" and life somewhere in this experience.

 

[froggirl9000]

if he had carrot cake, perhaps, but just standing there with a jar of icing was just... too weird.

I bet if you had let him in, he would have become a friend for life, and eventually would have given you a carrot cake.