Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[SpinningSong]

Gets toothache.

Inserts a table.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a giant splinter in your foot.

Inserts a dead body.

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets a new one
Inserts the menaning of life

 

[OceanBlue]

You get a time rewinder

*inserts a conversation with the creator*

 

[epic]

Gets a prophet

*Inserts an elephant*

 

[Sluggish_Slump]

Gets a water canon vehicle

*Inserts a bloodstone*

 

[epic]

Gets a water canon vehicle

Creative.

 

[undertheskin]

Gets bloody stoned
Insert clamfish

 

[epic]

Gets bloody stoned

I see what you did there.

Insert clamfish

Gets PAC-MAN

Inserts a coin

 

[lastwords.com]

Gets a pendrive with crypto shitcoins coded into it

Inserts a quantum computer

 

[epic]

Gets a pendrive with crypto shitcoins coded into it

Awesome ! I get a pendrive for a coin .

Inserts a quantum computer

Gets ChatGPT 200

Inserts fred flinstone

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets a fundamentalist Baptist Christian from the dirrrrttty south.

Inserts a newly found, happy , ex-pot smoker (fwiw I quit because I was acting stupid on it and had an accident...)

 

[Memento]

Get an infinite supply of smoke bombs

*Insert a GameCube*

 

[Holu]

*Gets used condom*

*Inserts fish eyeball*

 

[Dark shadow]

*Gets a fossil*
*Inserts an old watch*

 

[epic]

*Gets a fossil*
*Inserts an old watch*

Gets Joe Biden

Inserts Planet Earth

 

[sleepsoon]

Gets Joe Biden

Inserts Planet Earth

*Gets climate change*
*Inserts blank DVD*

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets a movie

Inserts brain

 

[Heavenbound]

Gets an incense stick

Inserts an old boarding pass

 

[redtruck1]

Gets a tomahawk

Inserts lounge chair

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets 2 broken but not so broken legs

Inserts alien

 

[Heavenbound]

Gets a Buddhist monk

Inserts jockstrap

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets a big black dildo

Inserts bully

 

[Heavenbound]

Gets a broken leg

Inserts a broken heart

 

[Dr.Sleep (Im tired)]

Gets depression

inserts music stand

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets a book full of magical music!

Inserts stethoscope ...

 

[Heavenbound]

Gets a pacemaker

Inserts a tea bag

 

[Unending]

Gets a grand piano

Inserts a dusty pebble

 

[Heavenbound]

Gets a fish tank

Inserts a greeting card

 

[lumibee]

Gets lip fillers
Inserts hair clips