Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[Lunarhour]

Gets notice from the FBI

Inserts tea leaves

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a psychic reading

Inserts Draco Malfoy

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets a snake

Inserts a hand-written letter on death and the fear of dying

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets a visit from men and women in white coats

Inserts a Monopoly $500 bill

 

[Claudia]

Gets a get out of jail free card.
Inserts a pair of Perspex stripper heels.

 

[Soul]

Gets a guest spot on Ru Paul's Drag Race!

Inserts a trendy restaurant

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a loud proposal

I love RuPaul and the Drag Queens!!!

Inserts Hurricane Bianca - Bianca Del Rio

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets to play the straight man in her new act

inserts a jukebox

 

[Soul]

inserts a jukebox

Gets some brand new steps for everyone to try out!

Inserts a tasty meal

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

The machine hums quietly as its large item door slowly closes. The LEDs on its front blink indicating some kind of processing, although beyond the quiet sound of the servos inside moving the tray up and down, nobody really knows what happens inside, and nobody cares disassemble the thing in fear of not being able to put it back together properly.
Soon the door marked "output" opens, and from it comes a strong if disgusting belch and a small piece of paper that flies out along with it. The note reads "compliments to the chef."

Insert a glass of purified water.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a pile of impurities

Inserts a small car

 

[FriendofDeath]

Get shrinked to size so you can drive it

Inserts a star

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets an alien invasion

Inserts broken glass

 

[Brink]

Gets a glass house,

Inserts stones.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets gallstones

Inserts finger

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets fingerless glove

Inserts conch shell

 

[Abgrundanziehung]

Gets pig head on a stick

Inserts magnifying glass stolen from an old timey detective

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets screaming Sherlock Holmes

Inserts a pink unicorn

 

[Abgrundanziehung]

Gets an aggressive narwal

Inserts a piece of easter candy that's been hidden since last year ᵐᵃᵃᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵘᵖˡᵉ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃᵍᵒ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ

 

[Brink]

Gets the shits.

Inserts a coca leaf.

 

[Soul]

Inserts a coca leaf

Gets a highly engaging & educational museum exhibition.

Inserts a complete set of Bob Dylan recordings

 

[FriendofDeath]

Get headphones that translate all of Dylan's work - you can understand!

Inserts safety pin

 

[KleinerWolf]

Gets WWI Iron Cross medal

Inserts Expired 2012 Doomsday Ticket for Noah's Ark

 

[FriendofDeath]

Get a raincheck and an itinerary of upcoming Cruises of Doom

inserts a large puffy cloud

 

[Soul]

inserts a large puffy cloud

Gets a large puffy rainbow.

Insert my horoscope for July 2020

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Gets more depression and bad health prediction because stars forgot to align again.

Inserts empty bleach bottle

 

[KleinerWolf]

Gets a funky tie-dye jeans short,
not entirely my thing, decided to give away to friend as a random gift, she seems to like it

Inserts empty vodka bottle

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Gets money for full vodka bottle

Inserts dog food

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets a doggy birthday cake (looks real - you decide who gets it)

inserts striped pajamas

 

[Soul]

inserts striped pajamas

Gets a polka-dot cat in a straw hat and a bow tie.

Inserts a virtual rainforest experience