The Official 2020 Everything But The Kitchen Sink Post

[faraway_beach]

We will be going on lockdown. It is a necessity. Get ready.

I went for the milk and a newspaper. In the Daily News, the mayor is admitting that he doesn't know exactly what "shelter in place" entails! Also, my dispensary's home page is announcing that, due to recent developments, they are SUSPENDING home delivery service. An odd time for it! (I wasn't signed up for it anyway, I don't think I qualified.)

Meanwhile, the first cherry blossoms are out:

 

[one4all]

@Gregorius Beware the ides of Cecil

 

[Jean4]

I went for the milk and a newspaper. In the Daily News, the mayor is admitting that he doesn't know exactly what "shelter in place" entails! Also, my dispensary's home page is announcing that, due to recent developments, they are SUSPENDING home delivery service. An odd time for it! (I wasn't signed up for it anyway, I don't think I qualified.)

Meanwhile, the first cherry blossoms are out:
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I never used delivery and I went already lol.

 

[Suicide_vampire]

Just saying hello before the daily page goes out.

 

[faraway_beach]

I never used delivery and I went already lol.

I'm reading that even under lockdown we'll be able to shop for groceries and medicine. That seems pretty necessary; a lot of insurance doesn't allow for medicine refills until a specific time, and NYC apartments don't have much space to stock up groceries. The governor is even saying we can go to a state park for exercise, and lucky for me the beach is a state park!

I'm suicidal, not homicidal, so I don't want to be strewing virus around if I can help it. But I do need food and meds and a little mental health maintenance (beach).

 

[Jean4]

Just saying hello before the daily page goes out.

Love you!!!!

I'm reading that even under lockdown we'll be able to shop for groceries and medicine. That seems pretty necessary; a lot of insurance doesn't allow for medicine refills until a specific time, and NYC apartments don't have much space to stock up groceries. The governor is even saying we can go to a state park for exercise, and lucky for me the beach is a state park!

I'm suicidal, not homicidal, so I don't want to be strewing virus around if I can help it. But I do need food and meds and a little mental health maintenance (beach).

Groceries and pharmacy will be open. They just might not have toilet paper lol.

 

[Suicide_vampire]

Love you!!!!

Got some good news today, my support worker has manage to get my health needs moved back to the area they were before I moved. This means I'll get my cpn back. Just need to register at the GPs

 

[Jean4]

❤ Got some good news today, my support worker has manage to get my health needs moved back to the area they were before I moved. This means I'll get my cpn back. Just need to register at the GPs

Great news!!! Just be prepared with Coronavirus, appointments may be cancelled.

 

[Suicide_vampire]

That's all schools now closing in the UK we get there in the end.

Great news!!! Just be prepared with Coronavirus, appointments may be cancelled.

Yeah I know it will be a while before I get a face to face but, even a regular call from the mental health nurse would help loads

 

[Jean4]

That's all schools now closing in the UK we get there in the end.

Yeah I know it will be a while before I get a face to face but, even a regular call from the mental health nurse would help loads

You will get through this. Just make sure you stock up on blood. Can vampires get Coronavirus? What if the blood has Coronavirus?

 

[Suicide_vampire]

You will get through this. Just make sure you stock up on blood. Can vampires get Coronavirus? What if the blood has Coronavirus?

I'm immune to the virus being of the undead but finding blood hard to come by, my source at the local blood bank has dried up. And finding victims out walking is becoming rarer. Going to have to start entering people's bedrooms while they sleep to feast myself.

 

[Jean4]

I'm immune to the virus being of the undead but finding blood hard to come by, my source at the local blood bank has dried up. And finding victims out walking is becoming rarer. Going to have to start entering people's bedrooms while they sleep to feast myself.

Ahhh. Immune to Coronavirus. You won't be immune to my cooking!!

 

[Suicide_vampire]

Ahhh. Immune to Coronavirus. You won't be immune to my cooking!!

I don't eat, I only drink blood haha
And beer and Jack Daniels

 

[Jean4]

I don't eat, I only drink blood haha
And beer and Jack Daniels

Well, when I cook, I can't say it looks like food lol.
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[Morphinekiss]

We are going to be on lockdown for a long time. Get ready.

I imagine lockdowns will be lifted right after we miss the presidential election. democratic hoax? I say republican conspiracy!

 

[Suicide_vampire]

Well, when I cook, I can't say it looks like food lol.
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Here you, I already checked in. I was tucked up in my coffin there.

 

[Jean4]

Here you, I already checked in. I was tucked up in my coffin there.

I know. Just wanted to pick on you. Back in your coffin. Tucking you in.

 

[Suicide_vampire]

I know. Just wanted to pick on you. Back in your coffin. Tucking you in.

Hhhmmmmm love you too

 

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I want to sneak out of quarantine and order all of the pizza and Mexican food.

 

[Sensei]

You aren't on lockdown? Everything is closed here.

Some schools, including mine, has been shut down, but that's about it. The disease is not that widespread here, but I think the government is underestimating the risk.

 

[Suicide_vampire]

Some schools, including mine, has been shut down, but that's about it. The disease is not that widespread here, but I think the government is underestimating the risk.

The UK estimates 20,000 deaths here worst case scenario is 250,000 deaths. And still they haven't forced extreme measures as in full lock down.

 

[Jean4]

Some schools, including mine, has been shut down, but that's about it. The disease is not that widespread here, but I think the government is underestimating the risk.

It will come . It isn't as dangerous as my cooking!

 

[Suicide_vampire]

 

[Jean4]

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Now that's funny

 

[faraway_beach]

This sad old world is sighing now,
The flu is at the door,
And many folks are dying now,
Who never died before.

 

[Jean4]

@BooGirl
Israeli Chief Rabbi Yosef: People should leave their phones on over Shabbat in case they receive notifications over coronavirus test results or mandatory quarantine.

 

[one4all]

@BooGirl
Israeli Chief Rabbi Yosef: People should leave their phones on over Shabbat in case they receive notifications over coronavirus test results or mandatory quarantine.
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Thats reading right to left.. correct?

 

[Jean4]

Thats reading right to left.. correct?

While standing on your head.

 

[one4all]

While standing on your head.

Well that should give me motivation to practice yoga then.

and yet i still never get paged LOL

 

[Jean4]

Well that should give me motivation to practice yoga then.

and yet i still never get paged LOL

Because I see you. I page when I don't see someone.