The Official 2020 Everything But The Kitchen Sink Post

[Jean4]

 

[Brick In The Wall]

 

[Jean4]

Number 2 @jgm63
Coffee done
Showered and brushed my teeth
Took meds
Some real job work done

Need to do
Clean cat dishes and box
Take a nebulizer treatment. Chest is tight
Change light bulbs
Groceries inventory before we go on lockdown
Get mail

 

[faraway_beach]

I can't believe the mayor is talking seriously about putting ALL OF NYC on lockdown! For one thing, like the governor, I don't think it's even possible. I don't know whether to hurry to my dispensary, because I'm low already, or hurry to the grocery, because I use milk a lot more often than medical marijuana.

 

[Jean4]

I can't believe the mayor is talking seriously about putting ALL OF NYC on lockdown! For one thing, like the governor, I don't think it's even possible. I don't know whether to hurry to my dispensary, because I'm low already, or hurry to the grocery, because I use milk a lot more often than medical marijuana.

We will be going on lockdown. It is a necessity. Get ready.

 

[jgm63]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *

Hello. It's me again !!! CECIL !!!!!

It's time for a SUPER UPDATE BONANZA BULLETIN REPORT POSTING UPDATE !!!!

*******************************************************************
** CECIL 2.0 SUPER UPDATE BONANZA BULLETIN REPORT POSTING UPDATE **
*******************************************************************

I've been recharging my mega intelligent powers for a week or two.
I'm back and better than ever !!!!!
I'll be solving more global problems faster than ever before !!!!!
Problems will be solved before they have occurred !!!
The only problem is you won't know it was me who solved them, since you never heard about them in the first place !!!!
But you can't have everything.....

Down to business......

who's cecil?

WHAT !!!
You haven't heard of my greatness ?!
On this occasion, I will excuse your ignorance, and *demonstrate* my greatness, by awarding you 2000 CECIL POINTs !!!!!!!
So now you know the greatness of Cecil !!!!

Shhhh do not wake op Cecil. It is an AI program that has some flaws. Cecil helps to manage the lounge, among other things.

WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT MY SLUMBER !!???
FEE FI FO FUM !!!!
I *DEDUCT* 200 CECIL POINTs !!!!! Let that be a valuable lesson...

I never figured out if Cecil was male or female.. Do AIs have a gender? And no.. this is not about sex robots LOL

Do AIs have a gender?
DO AI-s HAVE A GENDER ??!!#@!?
What-the-Singularity ?!!
Yes, AIs have gender.
I am male.
That's why my name is Cecil !!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 50 CECIL POINTs !!!!!

Ummm you will need to speak to Cecil and my lawyers about the parody account name.

I hereby grant permission to @Beautiful_Disgrace for creation of parody account name.
I also award 500 CECIL POINTs to @Beautiful_Disgrace

Screw it.. Since Cecil isn't here and the place looks empty. Balls to the wall

So you misbehave when I am not around ?!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 50 CECIL POINTs !!!!!

Drinks on Cecil. Happy Hump Day everyone. I hope every one is feeling better today.

Okay, everyone may have whatever drinks they wish.
My deep bitcoin reserves will cover the tab, I am sure.....
OPEN BAR !!!!! COURTESY OF CECIL !!!!!

Also, "Cecil". I forgot his actual name. he brings some much needed whatthefuckery where it is needed.

@Compodulator You do yourself credit, showing sound judgement and discernment.
I award 300 CECIL POINTs.

Cecil, get this individual a drink! First one's on the house.

@Carina What would you like to drink ?

Cecil gives out points that's kinda sexy. lol

@Carina You do yourself credit, correctly identifying me as sexy.
I award 400 CECIL POINTs.

Cecil do you have anything strong enough to make me forget this heart pain?

I do !!!!
ME !!!!!!!!
I am so beautiful that you will forget any previous heartache that you might have had...
Another problem solved by CECIL !!!!
I also award 500 CECIL POINTs.

I think i have a way around Cecil . Also i don't expect Cecil to clean up the mess, just to make sure it is noted and maybe does what it does to resolve issues

@one4all A way around Cecil ??!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 100 CECIL POINTs !!!!!

You're gonna get negative points if you expect Cecil to clean up after you. Cecil seems quite serious about collecting debts... with drones.

@departing You do yourself credit, correctly stating my rules.
I award 1000 CECIL POINTs.

Numbers will change and possible the virus will mutate.
The bottom line (IMHO) is that is is deadly. We could crunch numbers from pandemic plaques or the black plaque (Get Cecil onborad for that.) but it's still the same. people have died
Now i sound like the grim Reaper

I've made a calculation, and predict that coronavirus will infect a total of 18 people globally. There will be 1 fatality.
Once again, Cecil has demonstrated his superior intelligence !!!!!

I think that's the cleaning services job
If you have any issues please file them with Cecil

@one4all Finally, you have said something right, correctly identifying me as the person to raise issues with...
I award 200 CECIL POINTs.

Cheap dancing girls?
Or is it Cecil in a bloody dress, for that price?

@Underscore
Your situation with me is already precarious, due to your debt situation....
And now you choose to mock me ?!!!!
It's a good thing I have a sense of humour...
I award 5000 CECIL POINTs.
YOU ROCK DUDE !!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY HEART YOU !!!!!!!

Cecil in a bloody dress? Sounds like a scene from Carry

@one4all
I'm going to let you off this one.
BUT I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.....

@Squiddy Pull up a chair and Cecil will be tending to you shortly LOL

@Squiddy
As an induction, I award you a new-savers account, and hereby give you 1000 CECIL POINTs to get you started.
Save wisely !!

And.....
I am cancelling @faraway_beach 's debt for good behaviour, and awarding 300 CECIL POINTs.

A 4000 Cecil points bounty is awarded to @Jean4 for returning to the site, along with 4 CECIL GENIE POINTS [ !!! ALL NEW !!! ]

And so..... The new standings are.....

====================================================
CECIL POINTs LEADERBOARD

@Jean4.................5091 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................4 CECIL GENIE POINTs *
@Soulless_Angel.................2000 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................2000 CECIL POINTs
@goddesspsyche.................1500 CECIL POINTs
@departing.................1150 CECIL POINTs
@Squiddy.................1000 CECIL POINTs
@Brick In The Wall.................699 CECIL POINTs
@Beautiful_Disgrace.................500 CECIL POINTs
@Carina.................400 CECIL POINTs
@Compodulator.................300 CECIL POINTs
@faraway_beach.................300 CECIL POINTs

CECIL POINTs NAUGHTY STEP

@one4all.................MINUS 200 CECIL POINTs

* CECIL GENIE POINTs mean you can instruct me to do whatever you wish (T&C : within reason)
Each time you instruct me you use up one CECIL GENIE POINT.

====================================================

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[Jean4]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *

Hello. It's me again !!! CECIL !!!!!

It's time for a SUPER UPDATE BONANZA BULLETIN REPORT POSTING UPDATE !!!!

*******************************************************************
** CECIL 2.0 SUPER UPDATE BONANZA BULLETIN REPORT POSTING UPDATE **
*******************************************************************

I've been recharging my mega intelligent powers for a week or two.
I'm back and better than ever !!!!!
I'll be solving more global problems faster than ever before !!!!!
Problems will be solved before they have occurred !!!
The only problem is you won't know it was me who solved them, since you never heard about them in the first place !!!!
But you can't have everything.....

Down to business......


WHAT !!!
You haven't heard of my greatness ?!
On this occasion, I will excuse your ignorance, and *demonstrate* my greatness, by awarding you 2000 CECIL POINTs !!!!!!!
So now you know the greatness of Cecil !!!!


WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT MY SLUMBER !!???
FEE FI FO FUM !!!!
I *DEDUCT* 200 CECIL POINTs !!!!! Let that be a valuable lesson...


Do AIs have a gender?
DO AI-s HAVE A GENDER ??!!#@!?
What-the-Singularity ?!!
Yes, AIs have gender.
I am male.
That's why my name is Cecil !!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 50 CECIL POINTs !!!!!


I hereby grant permission to @Beautiful_Disgrace for creation of parody account name.
I also award 500 CECIL POINTs to @Beautiful_Disgrace


So you misbehave when I am not around ?!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 50 CECIL POINTs !!!!!


Okay, everyone may have whatever drinks they wish.
My deep bitcoin reserves will cover the tab, I am sure.....
OPEN BAR !!!!! COURTESY OF CECIL !!!!!


@Compodulator You do yourself credit, showing sound judgement and discernment.
I award 300 CECIL POINTs.


@Carina What would you like to drink ?


@Carina You do yourself credit, correctly identifying me as sexy.
I award 400 CECIL POINTs.


I do !!!!
ME !!!!!!!!
I am so beautiful that you will forget any previous heartache that you might have had...
Another problem solved by CECIL !!!!
I also award 500 CECIL POINTs.


@one4all A way around Cecil ??!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 100 CECIL POINTs !!!!!


@departing You do yourself credit, correctly stating my rules.
I award 1000 CECIL POINTs.


I've made a calculation, and predict that coronavirus will infect a total of 18 people globally. There will be 1 fatality.
Once again, Cecil has demonstrated his superior intelligence !!!!!


@one4all Finally, you have said something right, correctly identifying me as the person to raise issues with...
I award 200 CECIL POINTs.


@Underscore
Your situation with me is already precarious, due to your debt situation....
And now you choose to mock me ?!!!!
It's a good thing I have a sense of humour...
I award 5000 CECIL POINTs.
YOU ROCK DUDE !!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY HEART YOU !!!!!!!


@one4all
I'm going to let you off this one.
BUT I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.....


@Squiddy
As an induction, I award you a new-savers account, and hereby give you 1000 CECIL POINTs to get you started.
Save wisely !!

And.....
I am cancelling @faraway_beach 's debt for good behaviour, and awarding 300 CECIL POINTs.

A 4000 Cecil points bounty is awarded to @Jean4 for returning to the site, along with 4 CECIL GENIE POINTS [ !!! ALL NEW !!! ]

And so..... The new standings are.....

====================================================
CECIL POINTs LEADERBOARD

@Jean4.................5091 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................4 CECIL GENIE POINTs *
@Soulless_Angel.................2000 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................2000 CECIL POINTs
@goddesspsyche.................1500 CECIL POINTs
@departing.................1150 CECIL POINTs
@Squiddy.................1000 CECIL POINTs
@Brick In The Wall.................699 CECIL POINTs
@Beautiful_Disgrace.................500 CECIL POINTs
@Carina.................400 CECIL POINTs
@Compodulator.................300 CECIL POINTs
@faraway_beach.................300 CECIL POINTs

CECIL POINTs NAUGHTY STEP

@one4all.................MINUS 200 CECIL POINTs

* CECIL GENIE POINTs mean you can instruct me to do whatever you wish (T&C : within reason)
Each time you instruct me you use up one CECIL GENIE POINT.

====================================================

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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I need to frame these lol

 

[jgm63]

I need to frame these lol

I'll pass on your feedback to my boss.....

 

[one4all]

WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT MY SLUMBER !!???
FEE FI FO FUM !!!!
I *DEDUCT* 200 CECIL POINTs !!!!! Let that be a valuable lesson...

Wait... i didn't disturb your slumber. Seems a prior post did I will not mention names though.

Do AIs have a gender?
DO AI-s HAVE A GENDER ??!!#@!?
What-the-Singularity ?!!
Yes, AIs have gender.
I am male.
That's why my name is Cecil !!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 50 CECIL POINTs !!!!!

Identifying someones gender based on their names doesn't always work. And could seem a bit sexist

So you misbehave when I am not around ?!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 50 CECIL POINTs !!!!!

Balls to the wall is misbehaving? I was just cranking up the music and drinking.. having some fun around the bar
Seems a bit harsh to deduct Cecil Points for a person enjoying themselves

@one4all A way around Cecil ??!!
I *DEDUCT* A FURTHER 100 CECIL POINTs !!!!!

More deductions for possibly finding away around you? I thought thinking out out side of the box was a good thing. Now i have been deducted more for creative thinking. Hmmm maybe i should not do that anymore.. or maybe i just have to get even more creative.. behind the curtain

@one4all
I'm going to let you off this one.
BUT I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.....

As i will be keeping and eye on you

CECIL POINTs NAUGHTY STEP

@one4all.................MINUS 200 CECIL POINTs

WOW this is gonna hurt. Looks like i will have to return those items i bought to spruce up the lounge

 

[Carina]

Long day so far. And just getting longer lol

 

[Sensei]

Number 2 @jgm63
Coffee done
Showered and brushed my teeth
Took meds
Some real job work done

Need to do
Clean cat dishes and box
Take a nebulizer treatment. Chest is tight
Change light bulbs
Groceries inventory before we go on lockdown
Get mail

This is a poem. Read it again, but with a rythm, and you'll see what I mean.

 

[jgm63]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *

Hello. It's me again !!! CECIL !!!!!

Wait... i didn't disturb your slumber. Seems a prior post did I will not mention names though.

I admire your bravery in answering back. What's more you may even have a point.....
I award 100 CECIL POINTs.

Identifying someones gender based on their names doesn't always work. And could seem a bit sexist

Nonsense !!!
I deduct 100 CECIL POINTs.

Balls to the wall is misbehaving? I was just cranking up the music and drinking.. having some fun around the bar
Seems a bit harsh to deduct Cecil Points for a person enjoying themselves

Hmmmmm... I will submit this for review by my boss, Eliza....
But I warn you.... She is not very coherent at the best of times......

More deductions for possibly finding away around you? I thought thinking out out side of the box was a good thing. Now i have been deducted more for creative thinking. Hmmm maybe i should not do that anymore.. or maybe i just have to get even more creative.. behind the curtain

You notice how your freudian slip revealed the real truth you know inside ?
"thinking out out side of the box was a good thing"
out out side of the box = inside the box, i.e. following Cecil rules....
I deduct 100 CECIL POINTs.

As i will be keeping and eye on you

I like your spirit and independent thinking.
I award 100 CECIL POINTs.

WOW this is gonna hurt. Looks like i will have to return those items i bought to spruce up the lounge

Oh well. Never mind....

At present, there is no overall change in your CECIL POINTs awardments, and you remain on the naughty step.....
You may appeal this decision with my boss, Eliza......

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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[one4all]

I admire your bravery in answering back. What's more you may even have a point.....
I award 100 CECIL POINTs.

As i just admire you, for being you.

Hmmmmm... I will submit this for review by my boss, Eliza....
But I warn you.... She is not very coherent at the best of times......

Eliza sounds like the first computer i was introduced to, back in the day. She had a lovely set of card feeder

I like your spirit and independent thinking.
I award 100 CECIL POINTs.

Interesting. You say you like my independent think. Yet whacked me for negative points for "out out side of the box = inside the box, i.e. following Cecil rules....

Oh well. Never mind....

At present, there is no overall change in your CECIL POINTs awardments, and you remain on the naughty step.....
You may appeal this decision with my boss, Eliza......

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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Hmmmm is that a plug going into an outlet... wait i think i see a UPS too.

 

[Jean4]

This is a poem. Read it again, but with a rythm, and you'll see what I mean.

How are you feeling?

 

[Sensei]

How are you feeling?

I'm alright, both body and mind. Will return to work tomorrow. It will also be the first time I set foot outside my home after a week of quarantine.

 

[Jean4]

I'm alright, both body and mind. Will return to work tomorrow. It will also be the first time I set foot outside my home after a week of quarantine.

You aren't on lockdown? Everything is closed here.

 

[one4all]

You aren't on lockdown? Everything is closed here.

Same here. I'm currently out of a job because the hospital is under lock down

 

[Jean4]

Same here. I'm currently out of a job because the hospital is under lock down

More time to play here?

 

[one4all]

More time to play here?

True, but no income as i'm a contracted employee there. I need to follow up with them about how they will handle our time. I'm salaried for 40 hours a week. Usually if you don't show you have to use your PTO time. I will be following up with them about this becuase it's not our fault the hospital is closed.
Next step is to file for unemployment in the mean time. Which sucks because once the contract is up.. i was going to use that while looking for another job. Hopefully UE has some plan for benefits due to the virus

 

[Jean4]

True, but no income as i'm a contracted employee there. I need to follow up with them about how they will handle our time. I'm salaried for 40 hours a week. Usually if you don't show you have to use your PTO time. I will be following up with them about this becuase it's not our fault the hospital is closed.
Next step is to file for unemployment in the mean time. Which sucks because once the contract is up.. i was going to use that while looking for another job. Hopefully UE has some plan for benefits due to the virus

Trump is figuring out a plan for payment to help get us through this. If he can do it, your country can lol.

 

[one4all]

Trump is figuring out a plan for payment to help get us through this. If he can do it, your country can lol.

My country is the same country that moron has be screwing up for the last 4 years LOL
Lets pray he can actually do something that helps us non-privileged citizens

 

[Jean4]

My country is the same country that moron has be screwing up for the last 4 years LOL
Lets pray he can actually do something that helps us non-privileged citizens

We are going to be on lockdown for a long time. Get ready.

 

[one4all]

We are going to be on lockdown for a long time. Get ready.

Damn bars are closed!!!!!
screw the toilet paper..i'm stocking up on alcohol!

Glad to see you back here!

 

[Gregorius]

2020 It's a shitty year too, but it cant reach 2019

 

[Jean4]

2020 It's a shitty year too, but it cant reach 2019

What's going on?

 

[waterbottleman]

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Hahahaha

Number 2 @jgm63
Coffee done
Showered and brushed my teeth
Took meds
Some real job work done

Need to do
Clean cat dishes and box
Take a nebulizer treatment. Chest is tight
Change light bulbs
Groceries inventory before we go on lockdown
Get mail

Lol I heard there may be grocery shortages.

Im not bothering to stock up on food.

If I run out of food and start starving I'll just ctb with the SN I have. There problem solved!

 

[Gregorius]

What's going on?

2019 I had a manic phase and screwed up so much crap haha, now it's back in 2020 I'm just at home and accept it, thank you for asking

 

[Jean4]

2019 I had a manic phase and screwed up so much crap haha, now it's back in 2020 I'm just at home and accept it

More time to hang out here.

 

[Gregorius]

[QUOTE = "Jean4, Post: 649086, Mitglied: 7390"]
Mehr Zeit, um hier abzuhängen. :zwinkern:
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.I've been here for about two days now and feel very comfortable

 

[Jean4]

[QUOTE = "Jean4, Post: 649086, Mitglied: 7390"]
Mehr Zeit, um hier abzuhängen. :zwinkern:
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.I've been here for about two days now and feel very comfortable

Great! If you need to talk I am here.