Games The Last Post Wins!!!!

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

Guys why don't we tell @ The Last Post that they won? Also what did they win? (sorry for the person I tagged initially by accident named The; and now I ruined the joke but I needed to apologize)

 

[EmptyBottle]

@leloyon u won from friday (9:54pm my time to sunday 11:08am) ^^

tbh, no one will truly win this game unless either SaSu becomes archived and read only (or disappears or gets cleaned, but the winner could be lost to time)... or this post somehow gets locked (unlikely), or someone makes a script to auto post (but that victory will be hollow and temporary coz they'd lose posting privileges)

 

[One day too late]

 

[leloyon]

it matters not, for no matter how much time passes, victory will be swept away by its winds...

 

[The Morningstar]

it matters not, for no matter how much time passes, victory will be swept away by its winds...

 

[leloyon]

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[The Morningstar]

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[Unsure and Useless]

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I live for ancient drama ^ ^

 

[EmptyBottle]

How to boil a tiny bit of water in 10-15 seconds:
• Switch the 285W halogen bathroom light on
• The condensation on the light boils
• Switch it off

 

[Hellis]

How to boil a tiny bit of water in 10-15 seconds:
• Switch the 285W halogen bathroom light on
• The condensation on the light boils
• Switch it off

thanks for the info, unfortunately I'm a winner :P

 

[leloyon]

"I am victorious like you once were, and you were victorious like I once was, and yet we all are drawn away by the fart."
- Wang Eng

 

[Unsure and Useless]

ASMR is my guilty pleasure, and currently, I'm listening to that one Korean ASMR of the ear clinic that happens in a book iykyk

 

[The Morningstar]

 

[Unsure and Useless]

NUH UH

 

[EmptyBottle]

^u^ - EmptyBottle (2025)

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

What do you get if you are second to last?

 

[EmptyBottle]

What do you get if you are second to last?

not sure... also, I am not sure if the last person will know they are truly last (since let's say the site goes offline forever at an optimistic date of 11/11/2039, and 3 people post before falling asleep or not checking the site for hours. without them talking to each other somehow... how would they know? )

 

[The Morningstar]

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

not sure... also, I am not sure if the last person will know they are truly last (since let's say the site goes offline forever at an optimistic date of 11/11/2039, and 3 people post before falling asleep or not checking the site for hours. without them talking to each other somehow... how would they know? )

You were supposed to say "my dust"

 

[EmptyBottle]

You were supposed to say "my dust"

btw, if one is around in 2038.... my very delayed INVALID_INT32_DATE post will go live

https://i.sanctioned-suicide.net/images/2025/07/235086_year-2038-error.png

https://i.sanctioned-suicide.net/images/2025/07/235087_grammar-fix.png

 

[The Morningstar]

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

Tell that cat to throw itself in my arms and you've got a deal

 

[Unsure and Useless]

And that's called JAZZ!

 

[Eriktf]

i win

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

Here's your reward You won 1.000.000$ !!!!!

To claim it, never comment on this thread ever again.

 

[Eriktf]

Here's your reward You won 1.000.000$ !!!!!

To claim it, never comment on this thread ever again.

thank you how do i redeem it?


oh.. i fucked up

 

[dustymuck]

welp... :P

 

[Unsure and Useless]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

 

[leloyon]

"One may try to silence others all he wants, yet they will try to silence him, so that there will be nothing but the sound of two men yelling over each other."
- Wang Eng

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Bro is dropping wisdom in an attempt to dissuade us from winning...