Discussion The elusive 27 club

[mafuyu]

You know, it really sucks that I'm old. Im not actually, but people online call me unc cause they were born in like, 2005 or some shit. But I think, you know, maybe if I haven't figured this shit out by 30 or something, maybe I should just kill myself. There's not much hope for me after that. I mean, you can make it, but it's gonna be a lot harder. There's a certain way lives are supposed to go, and that just doesn't match it. If this is you, well, you have my sympathy. I don't have that kind of grit or resilience.

But, if I wait until I'm 27, that gives me time to mull it over. And I'll get to join the club. It doesn't really matter since I'm not famous, but it would be cool. Someone should edit my Wikipedia user page post-mortem. :) It would be fun to wait until the anniversary of my relationship and then ctb that day. That way, that day is always painful for the person I don't like.

What do you guys think? This person cheated on me, so that's why I'm upset with them. That's my life, though! Which is mostly good— I'm just pathetic and mentally weak!

Do you want to die at 27? Or are you past that age, maybe? Is there a funnier age than 69?

I put everything into WIS again! Agh!

 

[vyvanceandvodka]

I'm 25 (2000 baby) and was just thinking that if my life isn't better by 27, I'm killing myself. I don't want to suffer into my 30's. Also, younger Gen Z is so incredibly ageist. They're insane. Little do they know they're gonna blink and be in their 20's. Life goes by fast.

 

[sanctionedusage]

born in 2005 and feel old anyway.

dying at 21 would be just as funny as 69 for the 2014 childhood brain rot i guess.

just found out the gen z range goes up to 2013 holy shit

 

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

I'm 36, and in spite of all the shit, my life steadily gets better. Sometimes it's just a "trust the process" sort of thing. And no, I have nothing figured out. I'm mentally disabled and used to live in my car. But as long as something doesn't take me out, I figure I have time.

 

[hurb]

I'm 25 (2000 baby) and was just thinking that if my life isn't better by 27, I'm killing myself. I don't want to suffer into my 30's. Also, younger Gen Z is so incredibly ageist. They're insane. Little do they know they're gonna blink and be in their 20's. Life goes by fast.

lmaooo same im a 2000 baby and broooooo being called unc PISSES ME THE FUCK OFFFFF, like shut up

 

[kufajoy]

Im on hormones. Looks like 20 on 26 but that's about it. my life fked me so much I will have to end it before this June. Before I turn 27.

 

[hotelandrea]

another 2000 baby here, just turned 26. i like the idea of the 27 club, but im not sticking around for another year to join.

and… i fully understand the concept of wanting to choose the anniversary, kind of like and eye for an eye type of thing, but i don't think it's a great idea. this isn't a decision that should be made out of spite.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

I actually wanted to die at 26, for a couple reasons. One is that I always thought 26 was somehow gonna be a big year for me (in retrospect it was just one of my shittiest years, confirming my will to CTB). The other reason is that I thought joining the 27 club would be lame. LMAO. Unfortunately my family caught wind of my plans to end it before my 27th birthday and got me sectioned (they didn't necessarily expect I would be sectioned or want to have me sectioned because they knew it wouldn't help me anyway, but that's what happened). So now I'm 27 and chances are extremely likely that I will be joining the lame 27 club, just not as a celebrity who did something cool with their life first. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[grungy自殺]

Born in 2003

Few more years until I'm 27 but even then I'll probably will not be alive