your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you are less than average :,)
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when your internet flat is used up because you spend too much time on SS
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you're assuming someone's gender online and you realize you're wrong ,_,
 
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nzdarkshark

nzdarkshark

The Loved Mistake
Sep 4, 2018
400
That awkward moment when you're so tired seeing your shirt sleeve in your peripheral vision scares the living daylights out of you.
 
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naia_

naia_

Student
Oct 11, 2018
132
That awkward moment when you think of your future - but then remember your recent past and understand *again* that there is no future for you.
 
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-OneLastWhiskey

-OneLastWhiskey

Baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover.
Oct 5, 2018
132
That awkward moment when you're so depressed and lost in escapism you forget about time and dates.
 
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Wolfjob_dayjob

Wolfjob_dayjob

Student
Oct 19, 2018
190
That awkward moment when you order a burger with no pickles and they give you extra pickles.
My ednos ass would rage starve
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you forgot to lock the bathroom door
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when even a suicide forum is too happy of a place for your depressed ass
 
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Prime

Prime

A Nihilist
Oct 25, 2018
210
That awkward moment when yesterday I read in the newspaper that Reliance is going to launch 5g in my country and I won't be here to use it.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
That awkward moment when you're watching tv or a movie with family or friends and there is a suicide scene giving you ideas.
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when you sit in class thinking about suicide and then your teacher asks you a question and you don't know how to respond
 
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K

Kitsunefox

Member
Oct 28, 2018
94
That awkward moment when you see a lepricon on the other end of the rainbow but realize you aint high
 
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U

Ukmale

Student
Sep 23, 2018
109
That awkward moment.... true story... some years ago just started a meeting at work and my stomach was absolutely churning... in the middle of the initial presentation.. I pick up my phone and excuse myself "sorry I really have to take this call, continue without me". I return, meeting finishes some time later, my business partner tells me after when I left the room that several people had noted that my phone wasnt even switched on.. :hihi:
 
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littlelungs

littlelungs

Wizard
Oct 21, 2018
634
That awkward moment when someone says "what's up" and you say "fine thanks how are you"
 
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invisiblycrippled

invisiblycrippled

Temporary solutions to a permanent problem.
Oct 18, 2018
85
That awkward moment when someone says "what's up" and you say "fine thanks how are you"
That awkward moment when someone asks "how are you?", you answer truthfully and they get uncomfortable, because they didn't actually care.
 
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littlelungs

littlelungs

Wizard
Oct 21, 2018
634
That awkward moment when someone asks "how are you?", you answer truthfully and they get uncomfortable, because they didn't actually care.

That awkward moment when someone has their head so far up their own ass that they can't handle any response to the question "How are you?" other than "I'm good, thank you" without quivering in fear over the idea that maybe the world ISN'T all sunshine and rainbows for everybody.
 
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L

lv-gras

fledermausßßßßßßßß
Jul 27, 2018
617
that awkward moment when you just want to die
 
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lv-gras

fledermausßßßßßßßß
Jul 27, 2018
617
that awkward moment when every night is nightmares and you make the stupidest sounds.
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
That awakard moment when people keep asserting that talk therapy or a new med will better my life in any way.
 
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invisiblycrippled

invisiblycrippled

Temporary solutions to a permanent problem.
Oct 18, 2018
85
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The Blackangel

The Blackangel

Nyiach des uti nesi deh ahy.
Nov 3, 2018
212
That awkward moment when you-

Girls: have a camel toe in public and everyone notices but doesn't tell you why they're laughing.
Guys: have a wicked hard on in public and everyone notices and doesn't tell you why they're laughing.
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when you-

Girls: have a camel toe in public and everyone notices but doesn't tell you why they're laughing.
Guys: have a wicked hard on in public and everyone notices and doesn't tell you why they're laughing.
That awkward moment when you have a hard-on in school and the teacher asks you to go to the blackboard
 
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littlelungs

littlelungs

Wizard
Oct 21, 2018
634
That awkward moment when you have a hard-on in school and the teacher asks you to go to the blackboard

*Seinfeld theme song starts to play*
 
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Xerxes

Xerxes

Invisible
Nov 8, 2018
936
That awkward moment when a girl at the club pushes her ass against you, but you don't know what to do and too afraid to catch a 'charge'
 
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Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
That awkward moment when you dig a hole to bury the body, but there's already a body there.
 
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Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
That awkward moment when you have a hard-on in school and the teacher asks you to go to the blackboard

Hated when that happened.
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when you realize you're just a pro-lifer larping as a pro-choicer
 
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Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
That awkward moment when you're sitting in a bar....

The music is loud and you have to fart.... Pretty sure no one else will hear it....
You lift your leg and rip the loudest fart you've ever ripped in your entire life.

2 more times you rip loud ones. Then you look around and everyone is staring at you..

It was then you realize the loud music you heard was coming from your earplugs.
 
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