Lra888

Lra888

Enlightened
Sep 30, 2018
1,140
That awkward moment when you let an acquaintance borrow your phone to make a call and the browser is open to Sanctioned-Suicide.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
4,348
That awkward moment when you're gettting a blood test and the nurse can't find your vein so they start wiggling the needle inside you while they pretend everything is going smoothly.

*Edit: no disrespect to nurses. My sister is one too, but that wiggling needle is a pain!
That's the sign of someone not good at their job sad to say. It can also be dehydration on your part but I've noticed some people just can't do this correctly at our expense.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
4,348
That awkward moment when you let an acquaintance borrow your phone to make a call and the browser is open to Sanctioned-Suicide.
Right lol!
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when your therapist thinks you are getting better but you're actually planning suicide
 
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dunkelheit

dunkelheit

Null | Void
Oct 26, 2018
32
That awkward moment when you exist.
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That akward moment when you don't know how to spel
 
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Throwaway563078

Experienced
Oct 6, 2018
272
That awkward moment when you realize most of your life is a series of awkward moments
 
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Red star

Red star

Experienced
Sep 15, 2018
206
The akward moment you see 2 young asian women going through a movie bin in walmart and asking them for help then realizing they dont work there!! (They laughed but I felt bad, I'm like "oh fuk I'm so sorry")
 
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throwaway777

throwaway777

一人、部屋で、独り。
Oct 3, 2018
641
that awkward moment when you want to be alone .. like completely truly alone .. but you hate yourself …………..
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when someone you know ctb and you then need to postpone your suicide because you don't want people to draw the wrong conclusions
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
The akward moment you see 2 young asian women going through a movie bin in walmart and asking them for help then realizing they dont work there!! (They laughed but I felt bad, I'm like "oh fuk I'm so sorry")

That awkward moment when you mistake someone for being an employee because their outfit matches the uniform, but as they turn around you notice you have made a mistake, but instead of apolgizing you continue asking your question like they should know the answer and its not until you turn around do you have a mini breakdown and try not to hyperventilate
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you are laughing while scrolling through SS on your phone and someone asks you what's so funny but you realize as you try to explain it that not everyone finds the same joy in death you do and say "oh nothing".
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you ctb and you go to hell
 
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AndyCurious

AndyCurious

Warlock
Sep 13, 2018
707
That awkward moment when you have the best day in ages, then you wake up from the dream
 
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couldntthinkofaname

couldntthinkofaname

Mage
Aug 31, 2018
565
The awkward moment when you thought you were smelling the aroma of coffee in your living room but it actually came from someone pooping in the toilet..:O


keep that human around you

people whose shit stink like coffee cant be bad
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you have a gun pulled on you and start thanking them instructing them on where to shoot you
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when your favorite forum is abbreviated "SS"
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when your favorite forum is abbreviated "SS"

The awkward moment when your favorite forum is abbreviated SS and you have blonde hair and blue eyes
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you're about to fall asleep but you jump abruptly awake
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when everyone is talking about parties, relationships and sex and you awkwardly leave the room to go to the toilet because you dread being asked about your non-existant social life and looking like a total loser in front of everyone
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
That awkward moment when you spend all your social interactions without saying a word alienating those who knew you when you were ok because youre constantly scanning your environment for resources to ctb
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
because youre constantly scanning your environment for resources to ctb
When I was on a class trip and we were walking through the city I was constantly scanning the environment and I saw so many good places to hang lol

Normal people: wow this house looks beautiful
Me: wow this house has a really good anchor point for me to hang
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
Normal people: wow this house looks beautiful
Me: wow this house has a really good anchor point for me to hang

Normal people: what gorgeous architecture
Me: 4, - 5, - 6, - 7, - 8, - 9, -10
But do the windows open up there?
What about roof access...
 
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Red star

Red star

Experienced
Sep 15, 2018
206
Some of these are so funny lol
 
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sadsoul

sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
Normal people: what gorgeous architecture
Me: 4, - 5, - 6, - 7, - 8, - 9, -10
But do the windows open up there?
What about roof access...
Oh my god, I love how relatable this is
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
Oh my god, I love how relatable this is

Inner monologue: Cud i hurdle a chair through one?
Maybe ill fall backward so i won't have to look. I couldn't stare down at the ground... Perhaps if i run and leap
.... oh but what if i hit someone... perhaps i clip a balcony...
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
Some of these are so funny lol

I got the idea for the... "moment when youre laughing at SS on your phone but cant tell anyone why" from this damn page :,)
 
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lv-gras

fledermausßßßßßßßß
Jul 27, 2018
617
I got the idea for the... "moment when youre laughing at SS on your phone but cant tell anyone why" from this damn page :,)

yeah same

also that awkward moment when someone is flaming with dick pics
 
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your pathologist

your pathologist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 5, 2018
519
yeah same

also that awkward moment when someone is flaming with dick pics

I fckn missed it lmao
I'll live.... i saw ppl reacting in the shoutbox
But it was so off the wall i didn't believe it
 
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