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NearlyIrrelevantCake

The Cake Is A Lie
Aug 12, 2021
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Dec 15, 2021
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A police officer notices an unresponsive person laying down in the street, and the following dialogue ensues:

Police officer: Sir/mam! What happened here?!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: I can't hear you! Repeat!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: Are you trying to withhold important information?!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: Alright! You are coming with me to the station!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: You can't just lay there! You have to comply!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: Oh now, sir/mam, you are resisting arrest!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: Stay here! I need to call for reinforcements!
Dead person: ........
Police officer: You better still be here when I come back!
Dead person: ........
 

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