Method Splat

[Chanting dread]

I have 2 different methods.
1 is jumping, one of my biggest dreams since i was a kid has been to fly, and even if im just falling to my death it'll be close enough.

My second method is a little more fun.
My motorcycle.
It can do about 220km/h which if i don't wear gear and hit either a building or a patch of trees it should be pretty quick.
I already know some roads that would be perfect for it.
What do you think?
I know the trees can be risky because if i dont hit one straight on i might end up in excruciating pain for my final moments or worse survive, but i think im fine with suffering.
It would be repayment for all the bad ive ever done.

 

[lastbusouttahere]

There are a lot of variables in bike related exit strategies. The risk of survival is fairly high, as are unfortunately the probability of life changing injuries. SI may very well cause you to flinch and hit at a non-fatal angle. Surface conditions could also cause to swerve or drop the bike before you hit. I don't personally think this is a solid method.

 

[Roadrunner]

I always thought of my motorcycle as the means to my exit. Time has passed and I no longer own one. SN is now my plan

 

[J&L383]

Motorcycling off the top of a 20 story building should do it. (I've had this dream. Doesn't work in the dream ).

 

[roommate]

Motorcycling off the top of a 20 story building should do it. (I've had this dream. Doesn't work in the dream ).

Should be atleast 200 meters long, with a ramp and a flamed circle for bonus points.

 

[Chanting dread]

now thats a hell of a way to go

Motorcycling off the top of a 20 story building should do it. (I've had this dream. Doesn't work in the dream ).

There are a lot of variables in bike related exit strategies. The risk of survival is fairly high, as are unfortunately the probability of life changing injuries. SI may very well cause you to flinch and hit at a non-fatal angle. Surface conditions could also cause to swerve or drop the bike before you hit. I don't personally think this is a solid method.

That is true, i would prefer to jump.
But with my bike i would use it in a very specific place and time so im very confident it would work.
If i survived some how id just take it as a sign from god that he hates me and wants me to suffer lol

 

[wiggy]

There are a lot of variables in bike related exit strategies. The risk of survival is fairly high, as are unfortunately the probability of life changing injuries. SI may very well cause you to flinch and hit at a non-fatal angle. Surface conditions could also cause to swerve or drop the bike before you hit. I don't personally think this is a solid method.

Importantly, I also believe bike related methods should generally not be attempted as they present a potential hazard to the safety of others. While some roads are fairly deserted, they are still by definition roads and have the potential for oncoming traffic.

 

[Eudaimonic]

I think jumping is less risky overall, but that depends on the height

 

[NonEssential]

Besides hanging, the other two methods on my mind have been jumping and train. SI is difficult to overcome with these three methods though.