Spam Train, anything that doesn't fit in the user discussion thread

[Redt2go]

Was discussing with a friend about the public infomation films we saw in the 1980s..
Bloody lucky we didn't get nuked in the end

inserts suicidal "were we lucky though??"

 

[Swisher]

You don't have it. It's a screenshot from my PC looking at your profile and asking if you have that ad on your screen when you're logged into SS.

I was hoping someone else would see it and reassure me that they have the same ad on their screen when they're logged in.

So you're thinking it was funny because some marketing consultant must have made the conscious decision to advise Autospeed to purchase ad space on a suicide discussion site? Or "of course suicidal people want reliable transportation, no one wants unreliable transportation?"

Yeah, go looking for this video you're thinking of on Autospeed's site Autospeed is known for two things: 1) same-day autoparts and 2) hosting sketchy videos. They might even be able to help you with your exploding lungs.

Here's what happens when you need an auto part from Autospeed Same Day Autoparts and you decide to go with Next Day Autoparts instead:


Now I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure the axles are supposed to stay attached to the vehicle.

Autospeed Same Day Autoparts: Be sure to tell them Sanctioned Suicide sent you and get 10% off on your next order!

Yes. I do have it! I chose it! You are hilarious. It was the last sentence in Your Auto Parts post that made me laugh so hard! If my lungs explode, let all my fans know. Haven't seen this yet maybe it's the U-joint

You don't have it. It's a screenshot from my PC looking at your profile and asking if you have that ad on your screen when you're logged into SS.

I was hoping someone else would see it and reassure me that they have the same ad on their screen when they're logged in.

So you're thinking it was funny because some marketing consultant must have made the conscious decision to advise Autospeed to purchase ad space on a suicide discussion site? Or "of course suicidal people want reliable transportation, no one wants unreliable transportation?"

Yeah, go looking for this video you're thinking of on Autospeed's site Autospeed is known for two things: 1) same-day autoparts and 2) hosting sketchy videos. They might even be able to help you with your exploding lungs.

Here's what happens when you need an auto part from Autospeed Same Day Autoparts and you decide to go with Next Day Autoparts instead:


Now I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure the axles are supposed to stay attached to the vehicle.

Autospeed Same Day Autoparts: Be sure to tell them Sanctioned Suicide sent you and get 10% off on your next order!

No. That's not real. They are all fake. It's the U-joint I can't take it.

inserts suicidal "were we lucky though??"

I have questions. I'm raising my hand politely.

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

Yes. I do have it! I chose it! You are hilarious. It was the last sentence in Your Auto Parts post that made me laugh so hard! If my lungs explode, let all my fans know. Haven't seen this yet maybe it's the U-joint

No. That's not real. They are all fake. It's the U-joint I can't take it.

I have questions. I'm raising my hand politely.

Yes, I guess you do have it, in incognito mode. My apologies.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[Psilo]

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A got its own memes now!

 

[brighter]

 

[sólstafir]

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just WOW. another funny and creative piece of art from you. maybe even deserves a separate thread, it's so good and true
. my useless brain doesn't come up with anything creative, so that's me -

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[Johnnythefox]

Yep, that's definitely a picture of a Mango.

 

[DepressionsAHo]

Multiple is spelled in such a stupid way it infuriates me. It should be spelled multipule with a U
Blonde in America should be universially spelled with an e at the end like the brits do. Why is it socially acceptable to spell it with no e?
I'm not sure if it's the whole of Europe who spells blonde this way or just the Brits. Note. I logged into this solely to say this

 

[lemmeeleev]

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5205
Ok, I'll leave now

 

[Swisher]

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Btw, poor gal. She doesn't look Well.

 

[Redt2go]

Btw, poor gal. She doesn't look Well.

It's a comedy lol I forget what she was taking them for ... Yeah her character is a bit high strung

 

[Swisher]

Multiple is spelled in such a stupid way it infuriates me. It should be spelled multipule with a U
Blonde in America should be universially spelled with an e at the end like the brits do. Why is it socially acceptable to spell it with no e?
I'm not sure if it's the whole of Europe who spells blonde this way or just the Brits. Note. I logged into this solely to say this

I don't get the U part? But who's running about spelling "blond" without an "e". You're right, it's infuriating.
But this is what you should really be thinking about - because I have been all day? Why do the people on the TV say, "Don't go away we'll be right back". when they were never there in the first place ©...huh? Hmm?
Anybody!?

It's a comedy lol I forget what she was taking them for ... Yeah her character is a bit high strung

When originally, you said - Angela from "The Office". I really thought it was someone named Angela at your office.

Yep, that's definitely a picture of a Mango.
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Ha! wtf? My glabella hurts. Where's botoxtools?

 

[Redt2go]

 

[DepressionsAHo]

I don't get the U part? But who's running about spelling "blond" without an "e". You're right, it's infuriating.
But this is what you should really be thinking about - because I have been all day? Why do the people on the TV say, "Don't go away we'll be right back". when they were never there in the first place ©...huh? Hmm?
Anybody!?
Because when you pronounce multiple
You say mul-tu-pool
Not mul-typle
It should be a u not an i

I don't get the U part? But who's running about spelling "blond" without an "e". You're right, it's infuriating.
But this is what you should really be thinking about - because I have been all day? Why do the people on the TV say, "Don't go away we'll be right back". when they were never there in the first place ©...huh? Hmm?
Anybody!?
Also, in TV or movies when the characters touch public bathroom sink handles to splash water in their face, you just spread germs from not-yet-washed hands all over your face. Grab a paper towel mate. Or people in movies who so non chalantly touch a bathroom floor to look at other characters and then leave never once washing their hands. You're disgusting

 

[Swisher]

That's good enough for me. We'll just change it in spell check... no one will ever notice
Hahaha! I thought I was all alone in this thought... please wash your hands!

 

[Swisher]

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Whenever I see him I remember the movie Hot Dogs ( is that it?) & I remember there's a scene where he just keeps falling and falling down a mountainside. I don't know why I like slapstick but I couldn't stop laughing.

Yep, that's definitely a picture of a Mango.
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Is that gelato or something? it's grotesque

 

[Redt2go]

Whenever I see him I remember the movie Hot Dogs ( is that it?) & I remember there's a scene where he just keeps falling and falling down a mountainside. I don't know why I like slapstick but I couldn't stop laughing.

Is that gelato or something? it's grotesque

I've never seen hot dogs hmm

 

[Swisher]

I've never seen hot dogs hmm

You're lucky. it's apparently only funny to me???

 

[Redt2go]

You're lucky. it's apparently only funny to me???

Well now I have to watch my sense of humor is terrible

 

[Swisher]

I've never seen hot dogs hmm

Dear Lord don't rent it. You can probably pick it out of your neighbor's garbage if she has a three-year-old. Is Angela also your neighbor?

 

[Redt2go]

Dear Lord don't rent it. You can probably pick it out of your neighbor's garbage if she has a three-year-old. Is Angela also your neighbor?

Thankfully she isn't!

 

[Swisher]

Well now I have to watch my sense of humor is terrible

Oh, well, this is good! I can now get an opinion from somebody I respect (@respect spelled-r e s p e c t)

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

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@brighter Thanks for all the likes! About gave me a heart attack ack ack ack.

 

[brighter]

@brighter Thanks for all the likes! About gave me a heart attack ack ack ack.

woah steady there I don't know how to do CPR

 

[Redt2go]

 

[Redt2go]

 

[Swisher]

@brighter Thanks for all the likes! About gave me a heart attack ack ack ack.

You oughtta know by now

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That's priceless

You're lucky. it's apparently only funny to me???

The movie or the food

 

[Redt2go]

This had me reconsider or just feel guilty about ctb

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