
Dr Iron Arc
Into the Unknown
- Feb 10, 2020
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I was going off of this post :(Think we broke the chain, here...
(Songs are supposed to contain a word from the previous song title...)
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!