Games Sentence chain game!

[Dr Iron Arc]

Power is subjective.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Subjects are required for this study.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Studying is lame I mean how am I supposed to actually remember any of it longer than three weeks from the test?

 

[DivineMedicus]

Testing "tasty" taters tasting like testies.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter, clearly not a joke.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Jokes on you; I have erectile dysfunction!

 

[DivineMedicus]

Dysfunctional households make for the best reality shows.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Show me your buns, and I'll show you mine!

 

[DivineMedicus]

Mines excavated throughout the Martian subterranean have revealed vast quantities of ferrous deposits.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Deposits of gold would be cool to find right now.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Now is not the time.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Time is not on my side.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Sides hurt for some reason...

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Reason...the last thing I'm likely to listen to...

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

To find salvation, a small price must be paid.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Paid days off sound made up like why would anyone pay me to do nothing like I've always wanted?

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Want a slice of pizza in exchange for a hug?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

A hug would be nice but nobody is stupid enough to want a hug with me.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Me fling poo at skinny hairless apes who dares to enter my territory.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Territory will be invaded soon.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Soon, the whole world... will know that I am a genius.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Genius move there, how was I supposed to know we were out of cheese?

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Genius move there, how was I supposed to know we were out of cheese?

Cheese is nasty by itself, but on pizza, it's good shit!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Shit, I can't believe I did it again.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Again with tales, dad?!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Dad, what's for breakfast?

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Breakfast is pancakes, eggs, and bacon.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Bacon is best when it's extra crispy.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Crispy like a good ass apple!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Apples are surprisingly not taboo or illegal despite many people believing that one apple literally caused all human suffering.