• ⚠️ UK Access Block Notice: Beginning July 1, 2025, this site will no longer be accessible from the United Kingdom. This is a voluntary decision made by the site's administrators. We were not forced or ordered to implement this block. If you're located in the UK, we recommend using a VPN to maintain access.

Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Power is subjective.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Subjects are required for this study.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Studying is lame I mean how am I supposed to actually remember any of it longer than three weeks from the test?
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld, DetachedDreamer97 and DivineMedicus
DivineMedicus

DivineMedicus

Vereor Nox
Sep 7, 2020
242
Testing "tasty" taters tasting like testies.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Testicular cancer is no laughing matter, clearly not a joke.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld, DetachedDreamer97 and DivineMedicus
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Jokes on you; I have erectile dysfunction!
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld, Dr Iron Arc and DivineMedicus
DivineMedicus

DivineMedicus

Vereor Nox
Sep 7, 2020
242
Dysfunctional households make for the best reality shows.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Show me your buns, and I'll show you mine!
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DivineMedicus
DivineMedicus

DivineMedicus

Vereor Nox
Sep 7, 2020
242
Mines excavated throughout the Martian subterranean have revealed vast quantities of ferrous deposits.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Deposits of gold would be cool to find right now.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Now is not the time.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Time is not on my side.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Sides hurt for some reason...
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Reason...the last thing I'm likely to listen to...
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
To find salvation, a small price must be paid.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Paid days off sound made up like why would anyone pay me to do nothing like I've always wanted?
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Want a slice of pizza in exchange for a hug?
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
A hug would be nice but nobody is stupid enough to want a hug with me.
 
  • Hugs
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Me fling poo at skinny hairless apes who dares to enter my territory.
Animals Being Jerks Gorilla GIF
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Territory will be invaded soon.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Soon, the whole world... will know that I am a genius. Screenshot 2021 02 04 00 18 18
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Genius move there, how was I supposed to know we were out of cheese?
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Shit, I can't believe I did it again.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Again with tales, dad?!
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Dad, what's for breakfast?
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Breakfast is pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Bacon is best when it's extra crispy.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97
DetachedDreamer97

DetachedDreamer97

Enlightened
Mar 17, 2018
1,402
Crispy like a good ass apple!
 
  • Wow
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and Dr Iron Arc
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Apples are surprisingly not taboo or illegal despite many people believing that one apple literally caused all human suffering.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadworld and DetachedDreamer97

Similar threads

Bowerbird
Replies
4
Views
240
Suicide Discussion
thelastmessiah
thelastmessiah
S
Replies
1
Views
230
Suicide Discussion
LeavingEarly
LeavingEarly
BlueLock
Replies
5
Views
295
Recovery
secretghost
secretghost