Avril
Unlovable.
- Aug 8, 2020
- 585
Cast Credits: SaSu Members
Cameos: Sodium Nitrite, Exit Bag, Rope, Pump Action Shotgun, "I have a train! We have tracks.", Knife
Special Cameo: Nembutal
BEGINNING:
SaSu Members are at a market. But just then an asteroid crashes through the roof and kills one member! It looks totally awesome and we see the building from the outside as it falls down. It almost crushes another SaSu Member, but at the last minute a robot saves the SaSu Member! Another robot then comes along and fights with the first robot for an hour until the saving robot falls off of the Brooklyn Bridge and the bridge falls on top of him! Cool!
MIDDLE:
SaSu Boy : We have to go to Suicide Planet now. Asteroids killed some of our members and I cannot let that lie.
SaSu Girl : Boy, please...
SaSu Boy: I'm launching all SaSu Members into space, Girl. We have to blow up the earth or we'll just be depressed.
END:
President speech: Today, the SaSu family launches its final euthanasia mission into space. We salute these brave people. To some of you, these people are suicidal. No, I'm not calling you suicidal. These people are the last hope for freedom.
SaSu Boy 1: This is it fellas. We're the last hope.
SaSu Boy 2: I love you guys. You're like brothers to me.
SaSu Girl 1: Aw Boy...
SaSu Boy 1 begins to cry. The SaSu Members flick some switches.
SaSu Boy 1: Nembutal systems optimal.
SaSu Boy 2: Sodium Nitrite payload system attached and read to go.
SaSu Boy 1: Let's shake, rattle and roll! Hold on to your suicide systems! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
SaSu Boy 2: Exit Bag engaged.
SaSu Girl 1: The SaSu'ers have 5 seconds before CTB.
SaSu Boy 2: Let's shake, rattle and roll.
FINISH
