Sanctioned Suicide is like a zoo for lurkers - which animal do you represent?

[noname223]

Honestly, I don't know that much about animals. I would have said dolphines. They are sort of weird, smart, interesting, I think they can have mental conditions and I even think they can even commit suicide. I always have to think about the The Simpsons horror episode where the dolphines come to land and run wild. Personally, I think I am quite harmless but I am a danger for myself. Dolphines are sort of contradictory and mysterious.

Honestly, I wasn't sure what to add to this thread. So I asked which animal I represent the most. The chatbot said ravens. Curiosity, intensive observations of social situations and preoccupation with complex pattern while at the same time I am distanced to group situations. Ravens are adaptive, playfull, social but not that easy going. ChatGPT says it would not describe me as lonely wolve. I am too much in a need for relationships and deep conversations. Other suggestions from chatGPT were cats and octopus.

So now I am a problem there are not ravens or cats in zoos. And I forgot to elaborate on the zoo metaphor. I think not a few people on here feel uncomfortable that there are so many visitors and viral videos about this place. It feels like some people who only came to this place out of curiosity and for gawking and that's sort of voyeuristic.

 

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Turtle, maybe...

Steady, predictable, solitary, reliable, long-term presence...

Obstinate, resistant, outwardly hardened, inwardly vulnerable...

Gawk as you will, but pay me personal attention and I retreat into my shell...

 

[Set Real Goul]

I think I look like an otter in real life

 

[trying ungracefully]

Penguin of course.

I want to find my colony of people who will accept me. But I can wander out at any time and do what I want to do away from everyone.

 

[Gild-Holm-’Ur]

Coyote for much the same reason as Trying, I can be a pack animal or solitary depending on the resources available.

 

[Arachno]

The spider, a european house spider, at least in my home, they are passive, looking out for stuff to do but you usually never see them do anything interesting, then they dissapear for a while so it fits perfectly. Hence the name.

 

[lastappleonearth]

I think I look like an otter in real life
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Otters are the cutest

 

[Lamentice]

I have no idea what others would percieve me as, but it would be cool to be some neat, huge, colorful centipede lol

 

[starboy2k]

A puma with a fat perky ass

 

[Always-in-trouble]

Some gawky, hungering vulture I think.

I always like to pry on something for my benefit, including asking questions and making jokes at any potential moment

 

[limenlux]

Turtle, maybe...

Steady, predictable, solitary, reliable, long-term presence...

Obstinate, resistant, outwardly hardened, inwardly vulnerable...

Gawk as you will, but pay me personal attention and I retreat into my shell...

I second the turtle, but in my case it's because I feel like I'm 100 years old and stuck flailing on my back.

 

[Insufficent]

A fat angry sulking skunk.

 

[darksouls]

as a child, I felt like a giraffe
because I was much taller than other children,
by now, I have turned more into a cow

 

[angel164]

A PANDA!!!
I LOVE THEM! I want to be like that! entertaining, attention grabbing and well lovable no matter what they do..

 

[meiherasayuri]

A sad sparrow that sings because its heart was broken .....

 

[bloodonmyhands4ever]

A bunny. . .
Mostly due to my personality

 

[Acidic_Fries]

A sloth

 

[GodzillasBiggestFan]

a platypus maybe

 

[wehamuho]

ima sloth... but not cuz im lazy. cuz my body is too shit to do anything other than laying in this dump...

 

[fluorescentpearl]

My partner says I'd be a little fluffy monkey, so I suppose that, I think he'd be some very fluffy wolf or some other sort of canine, he's like an old grumpy dog mainly, but those aren't kept in zoos.... Unless he's in the petting zoo, that'd be so cute