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Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

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Taraxias

Specialist
Feb 22, 2020
359
Will you go buy me condoms?
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Mummy says I'm special
 
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Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
I've slept with everyone here
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
My online name is @NotGonnaLast. :pfff:
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Your mom paid me to come
 
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Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
I dated your mom last week
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
My girlfriend likes this place too
 
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GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
I stalked someone to help her.

(True story.)
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
You got kids? You want some?
 
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Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
This condom has a pinhole
 
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MoreThanAFeeling

Specialist
Feb 23, 2020
392
*wink* Did you just wink at the girl behind me?? Yes.
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
*Woman to man*

I'm hung like a horse
 
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Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
So is your ma
 
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Polly

Specialist
Jan 15, 2020
309
How great is suicide!?
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
You look like my perfect victim
 
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Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Will there be an audience?
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Oh, you're the ugly one...
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
I wouldn't call it exactly "cheating"...
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
You'll make a lovely 5th ex-wife
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
"No" can be taken multiple ways.
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
You stink like a sewer
 
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Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
You look like a swamp criitter
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Holy shit Bigfoot does exist!!!
 
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HelensNepenthe

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Jan 17, 2019
835
My test results came back positive
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Check this out!!! *Shows ankle bracelet*
 
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HelensNepenthe

Thoughtful poster
Jan 17, 2019
835
Am I going to get laid?
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
NotGonnaLast said:
Check this out!!! *Shows ankle bracelet*
Click to expand...

I can't have guests at the halfway house. Let me get permission from my PO first before we go to yours.
 
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HelensNepenthe

Thoughtful poster
Jan 17, 2019
835
Mind helping me get pregnant?
GoodPersonEffed said:
I can't have guests at the halfway house. Let me get permission from my PO first before we go to yours.
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Sorry, my ankle bracelet is federally required.
 
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GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Watch THIS!

(Doesn't matter what it is. That shit needs to wait for later or never at all.)
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
My sister gives better head.
 
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