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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

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Feb 10, 2020
21,373
Did you know that an echidna penis has 4 heads?

Water. Lots of water.
 
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Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
What should I avoid when taking SN?

Fire, SO MUCH FIRE!!! :devil:
 
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What should I do about this big spider in my car?

The end of all things.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
What's in the box?

I am soooo high.
 
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Why are you at work naked again?!?

I did not hit her. It's not true, it's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did NOT. Oh hi, Mark.
 
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Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
Can you put your hands where I can see them?! *it is Mark wearing a strippers' police uniform*

YMCA!
 
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TattiQueen

TattiQueen

Student
Sep 12, 2020
111
Can you put your hands where I can see them?! *it is Mark wearing a strippers' police uniform*

YMCA!

Where did the village people find it was the most fun to stay at ?

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK ! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington.
 
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8
How are you going to defeat the army of darkness?

Fat, sick and nearly dead
 
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What are three main aspects of me?

No thanks, I'm too ugly.
 
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Viro_Major

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1,303
Would you date me tonight ?

Only in the dark
 
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21,373
When would I take my pants off in front of all of you?

A single piece of bread.
 
antigone_iris

antigone_iris

Wizard
Oct 25, 2020
650
What would you like to have for dinner?

No thanks, you broke my heart.
 
Deleted member 19654

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Can I take you out to dinner again?

Don't touch me!
 
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Can I pet your armpits ?

Forever ago
 
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Oct 25, 2020
650
When was the last time you felt content?

Nice try.
 
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I'm afraid of the dark. Can I sleep with you ?

I might as well resell a lung
 
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stygal

stygal

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How are you planing on getting by now that you lost your job due to Covid?

Sorry, but firearms aren't allowed here.
 
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Oct 25, 2020
650
What do you mean, I can't enter the store?

Because of my fear
 
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Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
Why won't you spend a night in that haunted house?

A bag of dicks.
 
Mich517

Mich517

Ex-musician
Jan 9, 2019
139
What does surgeon have after lot of penectomy procedures?

A new car.
 
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1,303
What did you buy after you lost your driving licence in an accident ?

I locked myself in the attic
 
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Mich517

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139
What type of sedimentary rock is too much on desert?

Tape player.
 
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21,373
I just need one more exhibit for my museum of Ancient History, any ideas?

uwu
 
Viro_Major

Viro_Major

Rad maker
Jul 30, 2020
1,303
Here's your Valentine's day present. So, happy ?

I fell off the escalator.
 
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111
Aside from the broken ribs and nose, what exactly did you accomplish by getting drunk at the mall?

Stop .... HAMMERTIME !
 
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Should I keep using the drill?

That's what she said!
 
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Viro_Major

Rad maker
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1,303
Did I hear you would get divorced ?

For the better and for the worse
 
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21,373
Will I stay on this site?

Omlette du fromage
 
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