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Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Do you want the rest of my expired pizza?

Accidentally got laid.
 
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Silenos

Silenos

Ṿ̸̄Ọ̶͂Ỉ̶͉D̴̞͝ ̴̲̐A̷̾͜W̷̪͒Ā̵̯I̵͍̅T̵̛͔S̷̗͛
Jul 25, 2020
1,057
What did I do just before I got back to the chat?

Apparently everyone's horny.
 
ravergirl

ravergirl

Death becomes her
Jul 22, 2020
294
Why did you all go to the circle jerk?

7 bucks, 5 condoms, and a joint.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
I'm coming over, what should I bring?

A drunk pixie.
 
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Pho3nix

Pho3nix

Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
What did you just fuck?

A chameleon.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What's one pet that could be really annoying to find if it escaped?

I regret everything.
 
J

JustABunchOfAtoms

She/they
Jul 23, 2020
516
What do you regret most in life?

¡De nada!
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
How do you say "you're welcome" in Spanish?

Mouldy toenail clippings
 
ravergirl

ravergirl

Death becomes her
Jul 22, 2020
294
What do you keep under your pillow?

Donald J. Trump
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Who's a big, orange idiot?

I have a mosquito bite on my butt.
 
Pho3nix

Pho3nix

Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
Why are you scratching your butt?

Flip the bird.
 
Pho3nix

Pho3nix

Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
What does my cooking taste like?

Peanut butter.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What are some toys that revolve around a central theme of being brought back to you after letting them go?

I'll answer this question with a question: why not?
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Why must you suck your toes in public?

About 24
 
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Busdriver

Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
How many years will Covid-19 terrorize Earth? :devil:

Shut up!
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
I love you.

One more please
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Can I kick you in the balls?

I don't understand
 
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Busdriver

Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
Do you understand basic math i.e. subtracting and adding numbers?

I am telling you that is so HOT!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
How does it feel to have a non family member's unconditional love and support?

Ok, this is epic.
 
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Busdriver

Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
Have you seen Lady Gaga's latest video clip?

It wouldn't hurt to hit the shower once in a while..
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Is it just me or does it smell here?

Truckloads.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
How many tampons do you need?

It fell from the sky
 
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Busdriver

Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
Where did you found this 100 billion £?

Toilet paper needed, please..
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
You've been in the toilet for ages, are you okay?

Please, not again. I can't take any more.
 
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Busdriver

Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
Shall I tell you about how beautiful and valuable life can be?

So much poop! :ohhhh:
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Why won't you do anal?

No thanks, that terrifies me.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Do you want to go skydiving with me?

Wow, I had no idea
 
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