Games Reverse question game

[GrumpyFrog]

What's your biggest flaw?

Wow, that's a lot!

 

[Lilacmoon]

Here, a list of reasons to live, compiled by petitioners around the world.

Well, here we go again.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

So did you hear that they're going to increase the length of the shutdowns?

I wish I could do that but I just don't have time.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

How abour hibernating until spring?

I wish I could afford that.

 

[Symbiote]

What was Symbiote's pick up line when asking girls out?

Tree-fiddy

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

How much?

Okay, but only because you keep asking.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Can i have some n now pls

A homeless man, a turtle, and three eggs.

 

[Symbiote]

What did Dirty Mike and the boys did in my prius last night?

Soup kitchen

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What kind of restaurant got really popular in LA that I wish I had in my city?

Pomegranates.

 

[Silenos]

What's the one thing that haven't yet tried to stick up your bum?

A bucket full of sand.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What can you pour down someone's pants on the beach to easily cause some chaos?

It would be an honor...

 

[Symbiote]

Would you take a dump on my chest?

I am appalled

 

[Soul]

Excuse me, but are you engorged?


Behind the giant sloth exhibit

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Where did you say you caught them making out?

My body is ready.

 

[Lilacmoon]

You sure you want to star in this porn?

Crap, I think I broke it.

 

[Pho3nix]

Your arm is hanging at an odd angle.

Timmy started screaming loudly.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What happened after Timmy lost his fairy godparents?

Cartoons.

 

[Lilacmoon]

What's your favorite kind of date?

I'd rather die.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What would most of us do without this site?

Sounds delicious.

 

[Soul]

Would you like some of my mango-banana smoothie?

About as much as Mark Chapman deserves parole.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

How much do I deserve to love myself?

Screw that, sounds too hard.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Do you want to stick it in now?

We should make a band named that!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Could you have a look at this Anal Rash?

That isn't going to be on the test.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Can you write your name on the dotted line?

I bet you're better than me at it.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

How far can you shoot your pee?

I object to that with every fiber of my moral being.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Let's hug?

That would turn any man straight.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What if we injected testosterone into the water supply?

That would be funny if it weren't true.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Does everyone look weird naked?

Let's share a drink to that.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Haha, suicide. Am I right?

I can't handle that.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Just try harder to be happy, bruh, it ain't that hard??

I hope that was sarcasm.