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GrumpyFrog

GrumpyFrog

Exhausted
Aug 23, 2020
1,913
What's your biggest flaw?

Wow, that's a lot!
 
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Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Here, a list of reasons to live, compiled by petitioners around the world.

Well, here we go again.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
So did you hear that they're going to increase the length of the shutdowns?

I wish I could do that but I just don't have time.
 
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GrumpyFrog

GrumpyFrog

Exhausted
Aug 23, 2020
1,913
How abour hibernating until spring?

I wish I could afford that.
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
What was Symbiote's pick up line when asking girls out?

Tree-fiddy
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
How much?

Okay, but only because you keep asking.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Can i have some n now pls

A homeless man, a turtle, and three eggs.
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
What did Dirty Mike and the boys did in my prius last night?

Soup kitchen
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What kind of restaurant got really popular in LA that I wish I had in my city?

Pomegranates.
 
Silenos

Silenos

Ṿ̸̄Ọ̶͂Ỉ̶͉D̴̞͝ ̴̲̐A̷̾͜W̷̪͒Ā̵̯I̵͍̅T̵̛͔S̷̗͛
Jul 25, 2020
1,057
What's the one thing that haven't yet tried to stick up your bum?

A bucket full of sand.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What can you pour down someone's pants on the beach to easily cause some chaos?

It would be an honor...
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
Would you take a dump on my chest?

I am appalled
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Excuse me, but are you engorged?


Behind the giant sloth exhibit
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Where did you say you caught them making out?

My body is ready.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
You sure you want to star in this porn?

Crap, I think I broke it.
 
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Pho3nix

Pho3nix

Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
Your arm is hanging at an odd angle.

Timmy started screaming loudly.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What happened after Timmy lost his fairy godparents?

Cartoons.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
What's your favorite kind of date?

I'd rather die.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What would most of us do without this site?

Sounds delicious.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Would you like some of my mango-banana smoothie?

About as much as Mark Chapman deserves parole.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
How much do I deserve to love myself?

Screw that, sounds too hard.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Do you want to stick it in now?

We should make a band named that!
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Could you have a look at this Anal Rash?

That isn't going to be on the test.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Can you write your name on the dotted line?

I bet you're better than me at it.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
How far can you shoot your pee?

I object to that with every fiber of my moral being.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Let's hug?

That would turn any man straight.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What if we injected testosterone into the water supply?

That would be funny if it weren't true.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Does everyone look weird naked?

Let's share a drink to that.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Haha, suicide. Am I right?

I can't handle that.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Just try harder to be happy, bruh, it ain't that hard??

I hope that was sarcasm.
 
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