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NaughtyGirl
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- Oct 3, 2021
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I legit went to a local forest with the intention of looking for a good tree to hang myself from. I even ordered a flashlight so I could go there at night when the day comes and I thought about ordering a collapsible stool just a moment ago so it would be easier to reach a good branch. I was ready to purchase it but I couldn't find any interesting item to add to the cart from the sellers so that the price would be high enough for me not to pay for delivery. But I got annoyed so I guess I'm not purchasing it today.
It's actually hard to find good trees for hanging, I didn't realize it until I started looking. 99.9% of trees in my area have branches way too high to reach. And the ones that seem decent are way to exposed. I already inspected local park and other semi-wild areas and they're all pretty bad.
At one point in the forest I thought I found a good spot, it seemed fairly distant from the main path and the tree was nicely bent at a 90 degree angle. It even had a smaller tree or branch bent right beneath it so I wouldn't even need a stool. But then I go a couple steps further and discover a hunter preparing food for the boars so they come at night and can be shot at. I didn't know this at that instant, I just asked him if the forest was safe at night and then he told me about boars and that hunters hunt them at night in this particular forest I forgot to ask when exactly does this happen and now I don't know if I can go there at any time at all and still do it safely.
When I was heading back I found another nicely bent tree near the entrance to the forest. It's absolutely perfect in size but a little exposed so i thought about buying some sort of nature camera so I could leave it there for some time and see how many people walk past that spot at any given time.
It's all quite ridiculous really.
It's actually hard to find good trees for hanging, I didn't realize it until I started looking. 99.9% of trees in my area have branches way too high to reach. And the ones that seem decent are way to exposed. I already inspected local park and other semi-wild areas and they're all pretty bad.
At one point in the forest I thought I found a good spot, it seemed fairly distant from the main path and the tree was nicely bent at a 90 degree angle. It even had a smaller tree or branch bent right beneath it so I wouldn't even need a stool. But then I go a couple steps further and discover a hunter preparing food for the boars so they come at night and can be shot at. I didn't know this at that instant, I just asked him if the forest was safe at night and then he told me about boars and that hunters hunt them at night in this particular forest I forgot to ask when exactly does this happen and now I don't know if I can go there at any time at all and still do it safely.
When I was heading back I found another nicely bent tree near the entrance to the forest. It's absolutely perfect in size but a little exposed so i thought about buying some sort of nature camera so I could leave it there for some time and see how many people walk past that spot at any given time.
It's all quite ridiculous really.