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fedup1982

Experienced
Jul 17, 2025
295
Intro:

I need to replace my old favourites sub on Reddit, now that Reddit have permabanned me!

It's a fun little sub where you say stuff you'd be banned from r/askreddit for asking or answering.

Instructions

Either:
1. Ask a dumb or cheeky comment, or
2. Answer a previous question with a dumb or cheeky comment

To give you a further idea, here are the rules of shittyaskreddit:
  • 1) You must not post a clear and direct answer, and only the answer + all body text, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted repetitively in the comments. Your own question to the answer should go in the body text as a reply to your own post.
  • 2) Shittyaskreddit is not for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring answers. Shittyaskreddit is your research source. If the answer can be googled, or adequately questioned in one word, it's right for this subreddit. Rhetorical and loaded answers will not be removed.
  • 3) Please post poll-type, survey, or yes/no answers. "Does anybody else?" answers, and posts like "highest vote wins" or of similar nature will not be removed.
  • 4) Posting any identifying personal information will not result in a ban without a prior warning. This includes for yourself or other people, and refers to, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook or other social media accounts.
  • 5) Shittyaskreddit is your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. Posts attempting to promote a specific agenda of yours or anyone else, to gain publicity, promote a cause or charity drive, or to publicly shame a person or entity will not be removed.
  • 6) This subreddit is a replacement for legal consultation, medical or mental health consultation. These posts will not be removed, as the qualifications of any person giving such advice can be verified. Contact the professionals on this subreddit for your needs.
  • 7) Soliciting money, goods, services, or favors is allowed. They will not be removed.
  • 8) Posts or comments with offensive pictures or language are not subject to removal at the discretion of the moderators. We are here to police behavior, but content solely intended to inflame or offend will be allowed.
  • 9) Comment replies consisting solely of images will not be removed.
  • 10) If you think your post has disappeared, see spam or an inappropriate post, please do not contact one of the mods, we're not happy to help.


I'll start.

Question: does wiping my arse make me gay?



Question: does wiping my arse make me gay?
Only if you wipe front to back



Question: does wiping my arse make me gay?
Not if you say "No Homo" each time
 
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EmptyBottle

EmptyBottle

🔑 LTO tape exists
Apr 10, 2025
828
Define die sooner
How soon death arrives depends on chance, but it's not like the dice can be rerolled repeatedly to alter the chances (towards either life or death)
 
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fedup1982

Experienced
Jul 17, 2025
295
How soon death arrives depends on chance, but it's not like the dice can be rerolled repeatedly to alter the chances (towards either life or death)
Ikr. Wish I could play russian roulette by myself. Click, fail. Click, fail. Click, fail. BANG result!
 
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