Post something funny

[Superfluous]

 

[Soul]

Sorry this is on facebook but it makes me laugh 'til I weep. Be sure to have your sound on!

 

[Superfluous]

 

[TheGoodGuy]

 

[Superfluous]

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[Life+me=error]

RIP Grumpy Cat

 

[Superfluous]

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[Johnnythefox]

Maybe I believe in god after all, Jesus saves!

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Maybe I believe in god after all, Jesus saves! View attachment 11537

Does Jesus still love us when we're being c*nts? Where's Taylor when you need him? We have burning questions.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Does Jesus still love us when we're being c*nts? Where's Taylor when you need him? We have burning questions.

They'll be answered in the after life, you might have to wait a while for a reply though.

 

[sunny.sativa]

Okay, okay. I go.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic??


(Heh)
(Heheheh)

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.



i know it's not that funny but I wanted to be an asshole about it:)

 

[Superfluous]

One for Monty Python fans...

 

[Just4ride]

 

[Johnnythefox]

This is a sign!!! We're all doomed.

 

[Severen]

 

[PatKat]

 

[Just4ride]

 

[Severen]

The only proper way to quit a job.

 

[Soul]

A cat named Daniel Nussbaum used California license plates to retell classic stories. It's crazy, brilliant and hilarious. Here's his Oedipus Rex in 154 of the personalized license plates registered with the California Motor Vehicles Bureau.

ONCEPON ATIME LONG AGO IN THEBES IMKING. OEDIPUS DAKING. LVMYMRS. LVMYKIDS. THEBENS THINK OEDDY ISCOOL. NOPROBS.

OKAY MAYBE THEREZZ 1LITL1. MOTHER WHERERU? WHEREAT MYDAD? NOCALLZ NEVER. HAVENOT ACLUE. INMYMIND IWNDER WHOAMI? IMUST
FINDEM.

JO MYWIFE GOES, "OED DONT USEE? WERHAPI NOW LETITB." IGO "NOWAY. IAMBOSS. DONTU TELLME MYLIFE. INEED MYMOM. II WILLL FINDHER. FIND BOTHOF THEM."

SOI START SEEKING DATRUTH ABOUT WHO IAM. ITGOEZ ULTRAAA SLOWE. THE SPHYNXS RIDDLE WAS ACINCH BUT NOTTHIZ.

SUDNLEE WEHEAR SHOCKING NEWS. WHEN IWASA TINY1 THISGR8 4SEER SED IWOOD OFF MY ROYAL OLDMAN THEN MARREE MYMAMA. SICKO RUBBISH, NESTPAS? WHOWHO COULDBE SOGONE? STIL MOMNDAD SENT MEEEEE AWAY. MEE ABABI AWAAAY.

NOWWWWW GETTHIZ. MANY MOONS GOBY. IMEET THISGUY ONATRIP. WEDOO RUMBLE. WHOKNEW? ILEFTMY POP ONE DEDMAN.

UGET DAFOTO. MAJR TSURIS. JOJO MYHONEE, MYSQEEZ, MYLAMBY, MIAMOR, MYCUTEE. JOJOY IZZ MYMOMMY.

YEGODS WHYMEE? YMEYYME? LIFSUX. IAMBAD, IAMBADD, IMSOBAD. STOPNOW THIS HEDAKE. THIS FLESH DUZ STINK. ITZ 2MUCH PAYNE 4ONE2C. TAKEGOD MYEYES!
AIEEEEE!

 

[Soul]

No?
Ok so maybe:

 

[Soul]

@Superfluous my beauty, you seem to be the only one who shares my sense of humour so this one's for you. The diagrams are an absolute joy

Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Their Hands and Knees?

An enlightening testicle investigation.

www.thecut.com

 

[Just4ride]

 

[Superfluous]

@Superfluous my beauty, you seem to be the only one who shares my sense of humour so this one's for you. The diagrams are an absolute joy

Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Their Hands and Knees?

An enlightening testicle investigation.

www.thecut.com

Interesting article, and yes, the drawings are really funny. I haven't had a bath in years (showers only, although I miss having the occasional bath), but for me, it was feet first, hands on sides of bath to support myself, then gradually lower myself in.

Shame this thread doesn't get the same attention as the dark humour or suicide meme ones. I've relied on humour for years to get me through the day (and night).

Here's a few in return:

 

[Soul]

@Superfluous, your bath entry technique sounds like mine. I loved that the lady with the question was somehow picturing her husband on hands and knees when who enters a tub that way?? Ok ok, so I'm easily amused! It's one of my best qualities.

I love your contributions - thank you! I *will figure out the last one, someday. I will. xox

 

[Life+me=error]

Shame this thread doesn't get the same attention as the dark humour or suicide meme ones. I've relied on humour for years to get me through the day (and night).

I follow this thread and I greatly enjoy everyone's post (something funny), including yours! :D

 

[Superfluous]

I *will figure out the last one, someday. I will. xox

Took me a while tbh.

 

[Soul]

Took me a while tbh.

Eureka! And in under two months.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[Severen]

 

[Severen]