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[Johnnythefox]

 

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[Swisher]

LOL

Well, I liked it, too!

 

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[HellinHeaven]

Story of my life...

 

[Johnnythefox]

@Johnnythefox is our very own real-life Pagliacci.

Thanks, I have often told the story of Pagliacci and can relate very much to it. Ironically I would love to be a clown in a circus.


Man goes to doctor.
Says he's depressed.
Says life is harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple.
The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight.
Go see him.
That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears.
Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[MistakesHappen]

@Johnnythefox hey mate, you are having real fun in this thread lol

 

[MistakesHappen]

Two girlfriends are chatting. "Have you heard about the new husband shopping centre in town?" one asks. "It's a four-floor building where women can go to choose a husband from hundreds of eligible men. The only rule is, once you go up a floor, you can't go down, except to leave the place never to return. Let's try it out." So, the pair head off to the shopping centre. Climbing the stairs to the first floor, they find a sign on a door reading, "These men have jobs and love kids." "Well, that's better than not having a job or loving kids," says one, "but I wonder what's further up." On the second floor, they are greeted by a sign that says, "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking."

The ladies are tempted, but decide to go on. On the third floor, a sign says, "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework." So, up they go to the fourth floor, where the sign on the door reads, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please."

Next to the shopping center there was one identical but for men, no one had ever gone beyond the second floor.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

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[killing me softly]

https://www.newsweek.com/stone-circle-scotland-archaeology-mistake-history-bronze-age-1299288

pretty sure this must be @Johnnythefox's idea of a good joke.

 

[Johnnythefox]

https://www.newsweek.com/stone-circle-scotland-archaeology-mistake-history-bronze-age-1299288

pretty sure this must be @Johnnythefox's idea of a good joke.

I was in on that one, you have me sussed!
I'm also the one who did all those crop circles.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[killing me softly]

i can relate!!

 

[kkatt]

 

[AndyCurious]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"… he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[ScottPilgram]

punk cat 2 make u laff haw haw haw

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

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is this real?
I'm serious, is this a thing?
It sounds both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

http://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-removal-gel-for-men-funniest-review-ever/

For best results, read with an elderly British male voice.

 

[Sanguinius]

For the german-speaking ones^^


For the others:

"But today, I'm doing well
And I can't be happy tougj
'Cause my psychiatrist has hung himself,
Now I need a new one..."

 

[15dec]

 

[Johnnythefox]