Post something funny

[NoOneKnows]

hope i wont be banned

 

[brighter]

 

[AndyCurious]

 

[brighter]

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Oh my goodness. And I was stressing about getting banned for my joke about penises in water. Then along comes a mod and posts this. :):)

 

[AndyCurious]

Oh my goodness. And I was stressing about getting banned for my joke about penises in water. Then along comes a mod and posts this. :):)

I have a wide sense of humor.. lol

 

[brighter]

I have a wide sense of humor.. lol

yep. wide's the word for it (see span of water squirted above for reference) :D :D

 

[brighter]

 

[AndyCurious]

Yay, lucky me.. I found some cheese doodles in a bag of air :p

 

[brighter]

Yay, lucky me.. I found some cheese doodles in a bag of air :p

funny. The other day I found myself buying a packet of air too, oh whoops I meant a packet of crisps :D

 

[Broken]

Love monty python. Think my favourite is the 'nobody expects a Spanish inquisition' sketch

 

[Chlo]

 

[Hopeless_soul]

Love monty python. Think my favourite is the 'nobody expects a Spanish inquisition' sketch

Oh Jesus... :) Yes! Have you seen Father Ted? That's another jewel :D



That's a must...

 

[Taylor]

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Repost, because this is too great.

 

[Broken]

Oh Jesus... :) Yes! Have you seen Father Ted? That's another jewel :D



That's a must...

Bagpipes at the end our amazing!
Yes to father ted. Man British comedy is well good

 

[SeekingSolace]

 

[TheGoodGuy]

 

[brighter]

 

[Redt2go]

for my fellow community fans

 

[brighter]

LMAO

 

[Taylor]

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This had me chuckling

 

[brighter]

 

[Memento Mori]

well it's not a curved banana lol

 

[Johnnythefox]

Who would have guessed!

 

[Johnnythefox]

Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong:
Name a planet or constellation containing the letter "A".
Contestant: Orion's Belt.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which TV station, launched in 1997, became the fifth terrestrial channel in the UK?
Contestant: Channel 4.


The Time It Takes, BBC1
Joe Lycett: What is the first letter of the word "dictionary"?
Contestant: A.

Lycett: Real Madrid play their home football in which Spanish city?
Contestant: Barcelona.

Lycett: In Life on Mars, David Bowie wonders if there was life on which planet?
Contestant. Hmm, Life on Mars. Was it Jupiter?

 

[brighter]

Who would have guessed!
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Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong:
Name a planet or constellation containing the letter "A".
Contestant: Orion's Belt.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which TV station, launched in 1997, became the fifth terrestrial channel in the UK?
Contestant: Channel 4.


The Time It Takes, BBC1
Joe Lycett: What is the first letter of the word "dictionary"?
Contestant: A.

Lycett: Real Madrid play their home football in which Spanish city?
Contestant: Barcelona.

Lycett: In Life on Mars, David Bowie wonders if there was life on which planet?
Contestant. Hmm, Life on Mars. Was it Jupiter?

I can't believe my eyes. Both of these happened?!

 

[Johnnythefox]

I can't believe my eyes. Both of these happened?!

Yes all true, check out the bull jumping online.

http://jineteycaballo.blogspot.com/2011/04/practica-la-hipica-lomos-de-su-vaca.html?m=1

 

[Johnnythefox]

Yes all true, check out the bull jumping online.

http://jineteycaballo.blogspot.com/2011/04/practica-la-hipica-lomos-de-su-vaca.html?m=1

 

[brighter]

I was just searching it up myself. Along with the TV transcripts

 

[Its911]

A joke....


A father asks his daughter...
Sweetie what would you like for your birthday?
The daughter quicklys says, dad i want a dinosaur...
The father responds, sweetie thats impossible dinosaurs are extint, what else would you like?
The daughter then says "I want to be beautiful"
The father looks at her and responds, "what type of dinosaur would you like"???

 

[Johnnythefox]

I was just searching it up myself. Along with the TV transcripts

The transcripts appear in the Private Eye magazine over here, it's a satirical publication that doesn't pull any punches.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1490/mediaballs