Discussion NSFW How often you guys masturbate?

[Jumping_realms]

I never have masturbated.

 

[bear_trapped]

it's decreased a LOT for me actually, starting to think i'm asexual tbh

 

[juraviel]

I never have masturbated.

what, why

 

[callme]

what, why

I was afraid to ask... some people may not be able to and a question like this could be triggering..

 

[MeltedJello]

I usually do it twice a day. One in the morning and one at night.

 

[finish.me]

had a weird relationship with my sexuality my whole life bc of certain events but before it would be once or twice a week and now its. a lot. but i cant tell if its because of the excitement of being in a new relationship or feeling suicidal because they kind of started around the same time

 

[Dear Agony]

Like twice a week, it has been way more though. I'm agoraphobic, have no friends, don't study or have a job, so there isn't much to do when you're home 24/7 doing almost nothing. I got to a point during lockdown I was doing it multiple times a day (I'm a girl so there is no limit to that). I hate that I have to do this though, because I'm a woman I wasn't even supposed to do it (according to society). If it wasn't for the mess and the fact I start crying after I'm finished because of how lonely and dirty I feel, I'd do it multiple times a day lmao. It also doesn't help I am very malnourished because of my eating disorder + antidepressants. Hell, I wasn't supposed to have a libido at all, yet my body is clearly very sexually frustrated :/

 

[seamus]

I beg your pardon?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Like twice a week, it has been way more though. I'm agoraphobic, have no friends, don't study or have a job, so there isn't much to do when you're home 24/7 doing almost nothing. I got to a point during lockdown I was doing it multiple times a day (I'm a girl so there is no limit to that). I hate that I have to do this though, because I'm a woman I wasn't even supposed to do it (according to society). If it wasn't for the mess and the fact I start crying after I'm finished because of how lonely and dirty I feel, I'd do it multiple times a day lmao. It also doesn't help I am very malnourished because of my eating disorder + antidepressants. Hell, I wasn't supposed to have a libido at all, yet my body is clearly very sexually frustrated :/

You're my dream gf.

I never have masturbated.

Guaranteed entry to Heaven.

Spoiler

 

[Makko]

Does scrolling up and down your billing table count? Every workday then.

 

[BillyBob]

2 times a month since when I get low I do not have the energy nor want.

 

[justsayin]

Not a jab at your condition and struggles, but it seems to be the case with many suffering from existential dread/anhedonia/ related conditions. Do you happen to know why, how it develops and what makes it so? I am one mysel with a loss of libido and no erection btw..

I'm not a doctor, but maybe you should check your testosterone level.

 

[callme]

I'm not a doctor, but maybe you should check your testosterone level.

Nah, not medically inclined. I've never had sex, never will because I'm unable to and don't need my pee pee for anything else beyond peeing. Thanks for your suggestion but I was just interested in a possible universal reason, so as you say it must be low testosterone.

 

[Makko]

Not sure what kind of dude you are, but if you decide on trying to stick it to her, stage a scene where your penis is hanging out with coke (fake white powder) on it and condom rappers everywhere. That'll teach her.

How deliciously dastardly. Suiciders would have a lot more fun if instead of tying themselves in knots trying to spare people's feelings, they went all-out trying to mess with their heads.

 

[callme]

Seriously, shall we make a sex partners megathread? Afraid of asking in Suggestions.. making such arrangements is difficult so if we have an explicit thread about it, unwilling participants just won't go there.

 

[callme]

For me I'm just too tired anymore. Thinking exercise might do better for my overall anger and maxxed-out frustration with life. Depression and anxiety are killing my interest in everything (and my energy), and I never had much libido anyway. Dedicated exercising is the one thing I haven't tried yet, it can't put me in more pain than I've lived with already.

But how is that possible? Exercise in any case is much more physically demanding than using one arm.

 

[TooLate2582]

Zero. Fapping and porn are cancer. If I want the real thing I can get it with moderate effort.

 

[A_miStake_of_NATURE]

Probably not enough

 

[stygal]

Like twice a week, it has been way more though. I'm agoraphobic, have no friends, don't study or have a job, so there isn't much to do when you're home 24/7 doing almost nothing. I got to a point during lockdown I was doing it multiple times a day (I'm a girl so there is no limit to that). I hate that I have to do this though, because I'm a woman I wasn't even supposed to do it (according to society). If it wasn't for the mess and the fact I start crying after I'm finished because of how lonely and dirty I feel, I'd do it multiple times a day lmao. It also doesn't help I am very malnourished because of my eating disorder + antidepressants. Hell, I wasn't supposed to have a libido at all, yet my body is clearly very sexually frustrated :/

Except for the crying part or feeling dirty (I feel nothing at all) that could have been written by me.

At least when I don't have to work - work destroys my sleep schedule and libido and thus sucks the last bit of fun out of me. Great.

 

[LostMyWill]

Rarely. I'm so conscious of the fact that my loving parents decided to mutilate my genitals for their religious custom that any "urge" is subdued by feeling incomplete, due to my BPD and the fact that they removed 20,000 nerve endings and skin that's supposed to protect the glans from chafing.

 

[callme]

"

It's the opposite for me. I find exercise more interesting and useful than sex. Being asexual, I have always found sex rather boring, it just doesn't interest me so it takes a lot of effort. Also, it depends on the exercise.

An exercise that requires that little effort? Which one?

 

[Seiba]

once to twice a day but i think it's largely due to being home all day due to neetdom than burning desire

i think my post about cumming is more popular than anything else i ever wrote

 

[StupidLizard]

Sex drive decreased significantly in recent years, especially when depressed and passively or actively suicidal. Sorry, outlier here.

 

[Makko]

i think my post about cumming is more popular than anything else i ever wrote

You'll remember this as the start of your great career as a doomer life chronicler

 

[rex_deceptorum]

During better times I fap roughly once or twice a day. When I feel low, I am usually not in the mood, but during such times I also tend to take 0.25 of alprazolam once or twice a day, and then I become very horny! I have no idea why - not that I mind - but I am pretty baffled....that looong piece of paper that comes with my meds claims that benzos decrease your libido??

 

[coffee]

4 times per day on average

 

[yive]

2-3 times per day, or at least 1 time if i'm extremely tired

 

[AhogeSuspension]

Never, which is funny because my room is filled with anime coomer merchandise and dakimakura. (I am also just a straight female with a weird obsession over 2d females because of loneliness) I am probably asexual at this point I am trying to enjoy hobbies more so I don't see the point in doing stuff like that.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Today was twice, I'm built for one per day so the second one is almost always worse. My penis looks so fucking small compared to the rest of my body it's hilarious.

Just me being cheeky Genes :-)

 

[KiraLittleOwl]

Once in a blue moon
I have low libido and masturbation triggers me