New idea for a meet up site

[anonym167]

I'm all about efficiency. There should be an app or website where people who want to murder meet people who don't wanna live anymore. It would kill two birds with one stone. Also, I realize why that will never happen, but it really would solve my problems. Then I could be dead without the guilt of doing it myself.

 

[Swolfy]

I wish.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Wouldn't be so good if someone just took a wrong turn! Were you envisaging a conversation first? Maybe the target would wear something agreed upon. A target perhaps? Sorry- my gallows humour.

I know you're not serious but if you were, trouble is- they may still class it murder. They'll still say people who want to die are 'vulnerable' and being taken advantage of by sadistic homicidal maniacs. There was a case- maybe don't look at the details- it's EXTREMELY NSFW but in Germany, a sadistic killer advertised for a victim, got one, killed him and got convicted for murder... and other things.

I'm also not too sure that killers necessarily want willing victims. I imagine it's more the thrill and power of killing someone who doesn't want to die. Not that I want to really imagine what it's like to want that.

 

[imOK]

Yes that sounds like a very sane thing that would certainly end well.

There's no reason to feel guilty. The universe doesn't care; why should you?

 

[getoutgirl]

hot bitches getting killed by all the sexy dahmers and dexters and I only get texts from dennis rader

 

[LastNite]

It's a stupid idea no offense. Those people who want to "murder" may want to do other things. Like rape, torture, organ harvesting, sex trafficking, and many more. People who are violent are not predictable. They can do horrible things that you never expected especially when it's in an app that allows you to murder people. Also there's no way that app is going anywhere but on the FBI list.

 

[deathisapanacea]

If there were such a site it will be full of feds.

 

[anonym167]

It's a stupid idea no offense. Those people who want to "murder" may want to do other things. Like rape, torture, organ harvesting, sex trafficking, and many more. People who are violent are not predictable. They can do horrible things that you never expected especially when it's in an app that allows you to murder people. Also there's no way that app is going anywhere but on the FBI list.

It was sarcasm…

 

[Bradux512]

I'm all about efficiency. There should be an app or website where people who want to murder meet people who don't wanna live anymore. It would kill two birds with one stone. Also, I realize why that will never happen, but it really would solve my problems. Then I could be dead without the guilt of doing it myself.

This is really the best idea I've heard in a long time. At least the murderers don't have to kill innocent people.
Solving problems and dropping the crime rate #salute

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

an assisted suicide services app would be legal and operational

Not murderers but professional and other assisted suicide services

Not legal now but a crime only because government monsters made assisting suicide a crime

Murderers can't be trusted you'd need someone that is staking their livelihood ,business, reputation on providing a good service

Murderers might torture u

 

[useless97]

Agree with this idea. I'd love to hire someone to kill me. Shoot me in the head, push me off a cliff, anything.

 

[user183782]

that would be so awesome. a shame that it would be misused by some sick perverted weirdos.

 

[Redacted24]

Yeah... the service provider (killer) should be ethical and reliable, good standards, and preferably tidy - no collateral damage.

But how could satisfied users leave reviews?

 

[anonym167]

Yeah... the service provider (killer) should be ethical and reliable, good standards, and preferably tidy - no collateral damage.

But how could satisfied users leave reviews?

That is true…

 

[soonnotkoei]

Yeah... the service provider (killer) should be ethical and reliable, good standards, and preferably tidy - no collateral damage.

But how could satisfied users leave reviews?

come to think of it, you'd probably want to hire a service provider with absolutely no reviews ;)

 

[Like_the_Angel]

You are a business genius! I've been in search of a girl who could kill herself with me like Dazai did, that could be a feature lol

 

[Bradux512]

that would be so awesome. a shame that it would be misused by some sick perverted weirdos.

But it's the weirdos that's needed for the killings... the weirdos get their "fix" and the other person is finally at peace

 

[Sunderland]

I would actually like this quite a bit. I've been alone for quite some time, I don't want that to be my final moments as well

 

[user183782]

But it's the weirdos that's needed for the killings... the weirdos get their "fix" and the other person is finally at peace

I'm not opposed to thr killing part. I'm more concerned about what the person might do with the body afterwards...but you're right, the person would be at peace anyway.

 

[cemeteryismyhome]

This is a really exciting idea. Would make a great reality TV show too.

 

[bankai]

I've told these homicidal maniacs to stay away from now. We'll revisit the topic in the future.

 

[maniac116]

Wouldn't be so good if someone just took a wrong turn! Were you envisaging a conversation first? Maybe the target would wear something agreed upon. A target perhaps? Sorry- my gallows humour.

I know you're not serious but if you were, trouble is- they may still class it murder. They'll still say people who want to die are 'vulnerable' and being taken advantage of by sadistic homicidal maniacs. There was a case- maybe don't look at the details- it's EXTREMELY NSFW but in Germany, a sadistic killer advertised for a victim, got one, killed him and got convicted for murder... and other things.

I'm also not too sure that killers necessarily want willing victims. I imagine it's more the thrill and power of killing someone who doesn't want to die. Not that I want to really imagine what it's like to want that.

Is the the Meuwes cannibal murder you're talking about? That was surreal!

 

[bankai]

It's a stupid idea no offense. Those people who want to "murder" may want to do other things. Like rape, torture, organ harvesting, sex trafficking, and many more. People who are violent are not predictable. They can do horrible things that you never expected especially when it's in an app that allows you to murder people. Also there's no way that app is going anywhere but on the

Quite true. Why can't people just murder and be done with it? Shame on society these days.

hot bitches getting killed by all the sexy dahmers and dexters and I only get texts from dennis rader

Dude, you're killing me.

 

[J&L383]

This is a really exciting idea. Would make a great reality TV show too.

Or a great movie script.

 

[LittleMagician]

I'm all about efficiency. There should be an app or website where people who want to murder meet people who don't wanna live anymore. It would kill two birds with one stone. Also, I realize why that will never happen, but it really would solve my problems. Then I could be dead without the guilt of doing it myself.

Yeah…maybe a good idea for a TV show but shit like this would never exist irl

 

[LastNite]

It was sarcasm…

hard to detect on text

 

[Forever Sleep]

Is the the Meuwes cannibal murder you're talking about? That was surreal!

Yes and, yes it was.

 

[NonEssential]

Funny app idea aside, meeting up with a stranger who has nothing left to lose seems very dangerous.

 

[deathisapanacea]

Yeah... the service provider (killer) should be ethical and reliable, good standards, and preferably tidy - no collateral damage.

But how could satisfied users leave reviews?

The profile of providers should mention "X verified kills"

 

[Pluto]