Curiously I'm mexican, but I don't lyve i'm the nort and most important, I don't know anything about "how to buy dr$gs and bribing", hahaha. Nothing of the street vibes in me, but if I can help you guys with anything about the languaje, or you just want to talk with someone in spanish without the translate, I'm here :' )
I sorry for you cannot get the N, with all I've read here and now this, I think it's almost imposible